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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyEfreetSK@lemmy.world
3 months

Working outside

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    • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
      3 months

      Working outside can be fun. At least AS long AS you dont need that good of an internet connection, have a comfy place to sit in and are at a somewhat dark spot, so you can still see on your screen.

      If and only if these three things are all given, than it can be quite nice to work outside.

        • INeedANewUserName@piefed.socialEnglish
          3 months

          Exactly, I used to hike to the top of a mountain find a shady spot and work till my battery died then hike back down.

          • Captain_Faraday@programming.devEnglish
            3 months

            Couldn’t agree more. Some of my best work and learning recently has been me on my back porch under shade with a box fan. While I have solid WiFi and power there, I also pack a portable monitor and can work without internet on much of what I do.

            • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
              3 months

              Also, if you take any meetings, it needs to be quiet enough to communicate but also not disruptive to others if you’re taking loudly.

              • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works
                3 months

                There are some very decent outside-internet solutions. I have one of those solutions at home and it’s a joy to work outside.

                  • definitemaybe@lemmy.ca
                    3 months

                    WiFi mesh networks can have impressive range outdoors, without walls and reflections blocking the wifis. And they can be powered by PoE (Power over Ethernet) so you only need to run 1 cable to hook it up.

                    But for most of my work, a cellphone hotspot is suitable, so long as it’s not so remote that I don’t get at least a strong 4G signal. Video conferencing isn’t very data intensive with compression and, if I’m not running the meeting, slight spottiness is fine.

                    • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
                      3 months

                      Working outside your home is nice. But I think a lot of these comments are talking about working outside in public is a whole other problem.

                    • nbailey@lemmy.caEnglish
                      3 months

                      A coworker of mine specifically built a little gazebo on their deck to be a summer-office. They wired a little wifi repeater in the roof, retractable shades and curtains, a ceiling fan, and got a desk that specifically fits a comfy deck chair. Obviously all of this can be moved out of the way for normal back yard stuff, but it’s become the absolute envy of all my remote colleagues.

                      • sharuum@piefed.socialEnglish
                        3 months

                        The dark spot also avoids overheating

                        • Rooster326@programming.dev
                          3 months

                          So it’s good if you are close to your router, have a comfortable chair, and have so much shade you’re basically indoors.

                          So if I just open a window in my office…

                            • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
                              3 months

                              I get what you’re saying and acknowledge that that’s the best environment for some people, but for me there’s a different feel in being in your office and being on the back porch or out in the garage with the door open.

                              The fresh air, mild distractions on an easy day, and more natural light make me feel good. I think the beach would be a fucking nightmare for me. Same for things like a coffee shop. But if I’m in at least a semi private space and it’s not a balls to the wall day, I’ll take not being chained to the desk every time it’s practical.

                            • Flames5123@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                              3 months

                              My mobile tethering is so good that I’ll usually do it even if I have access to WiFi. It’s just faster and more reliable. I could probably get insane speeds on the beach too.

                              • Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world
                                3 months

                                If the sun is not out and it’s not too windy/cold it can be okay sometimes

                                • merc@sh.itjust.works
                                  3 months

                                  The dark spot is only an issue if you’re using a laptop or something. Pen and a pad of paper is fine outside. Loose stacks of paper is obviously not ideal.

                                  Unfortunately, most of us need to work using screens these days. I have hope for the future with these smart AR glasses. With the screen on the glasses, it shouldn’t be a problem to use them in bright light. And, feeling the sun on your skin is one of the best parts about being outside when the weather is good.

                                  • Leon@pawb.social
                                    3 months

                                    No, because then I want to do stuff that is not sitting with my laptop outside. If the weather is nice, I’d much rather play with my dog, climb a tree, or roll around in mud. Why’d I want to sit and do PR reviews?

                                  • melfie@lemy.loldeleted by creator
                                    3 months

                                    Gotta turn the brightness all the way up so you squint at your laptop for about an hour before it dies and you have a tension headache.

                                      • tyler@programming.dev
                                        3 months

                                        Not if you’re using a macbook…

                                          • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                            3 months

                                            they got e-ink screens now?

                                              • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                3 months

                                                Laptops and screens can be pretty efficient. I got a pretty cheap run of the mill one (Arch btw) that easily does >8 hours at full blast HDR and no power saving.

                                                  • happydoors@lemmy.world
                                                    3 months

                                                    I gotta add to this the app Brightintosh. It kicks up the screen brightness to the actual max brightness of the screen so a good 2x brighter. Major dif using in bright environments, less screen life and color accuracy theoretically

                                                  • tyler@programming.dev
                                                    3 months

                                                    What does an eink screen have to do with anything? I work outside in a hammock during the summer on my mac and never have to bring it in to charge once, unless I forgot to the day before. That’s with running heavy applications like Jetbrains IDEs or Lightroom.

                                                  • melfie@lemy.loldeleted by creator
                                                    3 months

                                                    I use a MacBook Pro M4 from work, and the battery does last.

                                                    It’s also amazing that Apple Silicon can have similar power to a desktop RTX 5070 Ti in a laptop, except without a space heater PSU or a 16GB RAM limitation. If only it didn’t cost $4k and only have one Linux distro option. I’m hoping AMD RDNA 5 SoCs will be competitive and address both limitations.

                                                      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                        3 months

                                                        What does that have to do with seeing the screen outdoors, and tension headaches?

                                                          • melfie@lemy.loldeleted by creator
                                                            3 months

                                                            I exaggerated the 1h battery life in my original post for comic effect. This person replied saying that’s not the case with a MacBook. I replied expressing my approval for MacBooks and couldn’t help but also going off on a tangent to express my other thoughts on the topic.

                                                              • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                3 months

                                                                Oh, whoops, I didn’t look at names. Nevermind.

                                                          • Eager Eagle@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            3 months

                                                            lol macs have the glossiest screens out there, almost like they make it a mirror on purpose

                                                              • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                3 months

                                                                2 MacBook Pros sit on the grass. The screen on the right is reflecting far more than the screen on the left.

                                                                2022 brought one of the best screens for outdoor work… for a price, but of course

                                                              • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                3 months

                                                                …why?

                                                                  • tyler@programming.dev
                                                                    3 months

                                                                    Cause mac laptops last like two days on a charge? If they lasted an hour people would return them. They’re not fucking dells.

                                                              • orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts
                                                                3 months

                                                                No work is getting done there. They’re pretending it does.

                                                                  • iamericandre@lemmy.world
                                                                    3 months

                                                                    As opposed to the office where I’m definitely not doing just enough to not get fired

                                                                      • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                        3 months

                                                                        Turns out as long as you have your browser and inbox open and frown at your screen when your boss walks by, most people won’t question it any further

                                                                          • Grimy@lemmy.world
                                                                            3 months

                                                                            Sometimes, I’ll lean back, look at the ceiling and let out a loud “hmmmm” so it’s clear I’m thinking and doing a difficult task.

                                                                            • OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                              3 months

                                                                              Bonus points if the browser has loaded a webpage, preferably one showing graphs that automagically update?

                                                                                • compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                  Executives fuckin love a dashboard

                                                                                    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.comEnglish
                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                      As someone who builds a ton of dashboards for executives they absolutely do! It’s also very obvious when an executive finally gets replaced who hasn’t been pulling their weight because I’ll suddenly learn that 3 of the dashboards we made for them have been broken for multiple years without anyone noticing

                                                                                        • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          Accurate haha. It’s funny but also sad to open a website you’ve built and realize a feature has been broken for years and nobody noticed.

                                                                                        • OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          I think it makes them feel important, like they are somehow contributing something (which justifies their salary)?😁

                                                                                      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                        I have literally used that nonsense fake hacker/coding site before, where you just hit random keys and it spits out fake code.

                                                                                    • blarghly@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                      Sounds like California

                                                                                        • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          wat

                                                                                        • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          Sounds like my job description

                                                                                          • Rooster326@programming.dev
                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                            The code is compiling LLM is training. ok?

                                                                                          • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                            Being on your laptop outside is a miserable experience

                                                                                            ftfy

                                                                                            As a lifelong desktop PC user, laptops just feel claustrophobic 😅 Especially sucks without a mouse, fuck the trackpad.

                                                                                              • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                I think it’s an excellent compromise for being a portable PC. If I’m going to university, to a study space or a lecture, a laptop is freaking fantastic.

                                                                                                Also all laptops universally have one killer feature that nearly no desktop PC has: a built-in UPS. If power goes out, the laptop just keeps chugging along on battery power, giving you an extra few hours of work.

                                                                                                It’s not my workstation of choice by any means, but I wouldn’t call it miserable. It’s fine.

                                                                                                • JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org
                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                  Yeah, i have no idea how all those people are doing their work. I need a big monitor or two, a good keyboard and a nice mouse!

                                                                                                    • PoopingCough@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                      My partner is a psycho who does like 90% of her graphic design work on a 13" macbook air using only trackpad

                                                                                                        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                          As a graphic designer I need to ask what the fuck.

                                                                                                          I never use drawing tablets, honestly, but I do need a real mouse.

                                                                                                            • PoopingCough@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                              Yeah, i mean she uses a tablet when doing the actual creating part, but mostly the job these days is moving assets around to fit the necessary sizes for different social media. I still don’t understand how someone can stand to do that using a trackpad, but she’s good at what she does so 🤷‍♂️

                                                                                                            • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                              Don’t fall asleep.

                                                                                                                • zerofk@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                  Did you just mix up Michael Myers, Candyman, and the Blair Witch?

                                                                                                                  • WraithGear@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                    i use the keyboard nipple myself

                                                                                                                      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                        Hell yeah another clit stick user, there are dozens of us!

                                                                                                                        • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                          haha I always heard of that being referred to as the “clit” :D But haven’t used one in 20 years or so, I don’t see them on modern laptops.

                                                                                                                            • WraithGear@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                              the think pads still have an

                                                                                                                        • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                          As a graphic designer, I’d quit being a graphic designer if laptop+trackpad was my only option D:

                                                                                                                            • Damage@feddit.it
                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                              My partner used to do design on her laptop on the sofa with a graphic tablet. Inconceivable for me .

                                                                                                                            • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                              Dude I know these people. My brain explodes at how inefficient they must be.

                                                                                                                              Sometimes I forget not everyone is computer literate and so fast that their work laptop can’t keep up with them

                                                                                                                            • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                              i have no idea how all those people are doing their work.

                                                                                                                              like people in cafes “working”.

                                                                                                                              and what screen is visible on a sunny day outside.

                                                                                                                                • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                  I was thinking that too, just looking at the image is giving me a headache imagining squinting at your screen notched up to full blast and still dim, through your sunglasses.

                                                                                                                                  What in the stock image hell is this. Lmao

                                                                                                                                • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                  Plug in mouse. If you need to, pllug laptop into external monitor(s)/TV

                                                                                                                                • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                  Bro, people today prefer trackpad. Its fucking mindblowing. Ive met several IRL people that love trackpads and don’t own a mouse.

                                                                                                                                  I almost guarantee I’m 10x faster at anything on a PC than them

                                                                                                                                    • Damage@feddit.it
                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                      I have fond memories of my Macbook Pro’s touchpad. That was over a decade ago, I still haven’t found a comparable experience.

                                                                                                                                        • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                          Genuinely, Mac’s track pads are amazing. Which is hilarious because their mouses are so bad. I don’t know how they messed up a mouse so much while mastering the track pad so well.

                                                                                                                                          • pipes@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                            Framework laptop 13 feels pretty close

                                                                                                                                              • Damage@feddit.it
                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                Nope, I’ve got one

                                                                                                                                            • iglou@programming.dev
                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                              I prefer a trackpad while I work, and the reason is simple: Much less movement to switch from trackpad to keyboard than from mouse to keyboard. And much easier to land on the key you want without looking.

                                                                                                                                              And I very much doubt you’d be faster than me with a mouse!

                                                                                                                                                • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                  Trackpads give me handcramps very fast. Also if Trackpads were faster, gamers would use them.

                                                                                                                                                    • iglou@programming.dev
                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                      A gamer does not need to switch from the mouse to the keyboard repeatedly. Plus, a gamer cares about precision, which obviously a trackpad lacks.

                                                                                                                                                      “Faster” standalone means nothing. Can you move the pointer faster with a mouse? Of course. But I don’t see most people flicking on their workstation.

                                                                                                                                                      In the context of this thread, “faster” refers to completing your tasks faster. And for that a trackpad beats a mouse if your job requires you to type a lot.

                                                                                                                                                        • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                          Makes sense!

                                                                                                                                                        • kamen@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                          The point of trackpads (and even more so of trackpoints) is that they’re faster to get to from typing position - you move your hand back a bit (or even just the index finger) instead of moving across the whole keyboard. That’s not something that would go high on the checklist when gaming - it’s usually one hand planted on WASD, the other on the mouse and hardly any going back and forth.

                                                                                                                                                      • maplesaga@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                        You’re assuming these people are doing something useful, they could be dealing with Microslop licensing as their full time job. Which is definitely a full time job, its just not useful work in the broader sense.

                                                                                                                                                          • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                            Ha, true

                                                                                                                                                          • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                            I’ve stopped caring about being fast. In fact I’m certain my current setup is slower, more comfortable, and funner than any I’ve enjoyed before.

                                                                                                                                                            If you feel good and you’re enjoying your setup then that’s what matters.

                                                                                                                                                              • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                Yes totally . i can see trackpad bring good if you have some wrist issues. I do have wrist issues but a trackpad makes it worse for me

                                                                                                                                                                  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                    Same. I go between keyboard, trackball, trackpad, touch screen, and mouse. Whichever is lowest resistance.

                                                                                                                                                                • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                  I don’t own a mouse. I like the trackpad because I’m left handed and a mouse always felt weird to me left handed because schools in the 90s forced me to use it right handed.

                                                                                                                                                                    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                      So, uhh, are you good and comfortable at using the mouse with your right hand? If so you have no reason to use your left. I have a left-handed friend who has always exclusivity used his right for the mouse. Ain’t no law saying your mouse hand must be your writing hand. Not to mention the benefits: it’s the default setting on any system, and there are lots of great quality asymmetric mouses that only fit the right hand.

                                                                                                                                                                      I’m not trying to change you, by all means if you like the trackpad more power to you. Just curious why you’d try to mouse with your left if you’ve already learned to use it with your right.

                                                                                                                                                                        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                          I am comfortable with it in my right hand but I have a tendency to click the buttons backwards. Trackpad is easier one finger left click 2 finger right click just seems more intuitive.

                                                                                                                                                                    • Damage@feddit.it
                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                      I work on industrial production lines. I’ve gotten used enough to laptops that I don’t mind too much.

                                                                                                                                                                      Work from home on my 34" curved screen + 27" flat is amazing tho.

                                                                                                                                                                        • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                          I use a tiling window manager and copious number of workspaces. It helps with the feeling of claustrophobia if anything can be easily full-screened and swapped around easily.

                                                                                                                                                                          A 64" monitor with floating windows now feels clunky to me compared to a 15" screen with tiling set up like I like it

                                                                                                                                                                            • Damage@feddit.it
                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                              Unfortunately I like Plasma very much

                                                                                                                                                                                • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                  I love the customization, but would find it difficult to really dig into work with it

                                                                                                                                                                                  But I’m happy if it works for you

                                                                                                                                                                              • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                Curved screens look appealing (I imagine also good for gaming), but I don’t think I’d want to try them for work as a graphic designer. I need straight lines to look straight :)

                                                                                                                                                                                  • Damage@feddit.it
                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                    It’s not like it’s curved upwards

                                                                                                                                                                                • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                  Amazingly, there is this nifty thing called a “port” that allows a mouse to be plugged into a laptop. It is pretty incredible technology. /s

                                                                                                                                                                                  I tend to vacillate myself depending on the noise of the environment vs the work at hand. If I need to spread out across a few monitors, dock it. If I just need to do some simple paperwork, portable. If I want to force no distractions, portable (as it is more difficult to see things when your screen real estate is reduced.)

                                                                                                                                                                                  Helps if you have good eyesight too, laptop UIs today are at clown magnification levels anymore.

                                                                                                                                                                                    • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                      But my laptop doesn’t have a PS/2 port :(

                                                                                                                                                                                        • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                          It’s kind of clunky, but Radio Shack has a Serial to PS/2 adaptor.

                                                                                                                                                                                          The Radio Shack by me has been closed for remodeling for a few years, though. Maybe you’d have better luck at Circuit City?

                                                                                                                                                                                        • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                          Amazingly, there is this nifty thing called a “port” that allows a mouse to be plugged into a laptop. It is pretty incredible technology. /s

                                                                                                                                                                                          Yes, I meant that it’s even worse when there’s no mouse plugged in, but I guess my phrasing wasn’t clear :)

                                                                                                                                                                                        • Sculptus Poe@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                          Well, these guys aren’t working, as far as I’m concerned, if they can do it without bringing out a mouse and real keyboard and probably a second monitor. (My laptop bag is pretty heavy.) They can at best be checking emails.

                                                                                                                                                                                            • suicidaleggroll@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                              Agreed.

                                                                                                                                                                                              If you can do your work on a 13" laptop with no mouse or external monitor without your productivity dropping off a cliff, you were never productive to begin with.

                                                                                                                                                                                                • Axolotl@feddit.it
                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I disagree on the external monitor, not everyone need one or they are just used to using it, also how the OS is scaled matter too

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Yeah, tbh I’m fine working as a graphic designer on my single 24-inch screen, not sure what I’d put on another one.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Though I imagine it might be useful when gaming to put a guide or spreadsheet on a smaller, vertical screen.

                                                                                                                                                                                                • iglou@programming.dev
                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I can’t work on a big screen. I’m thriving on my laptop with my 3x3 virtual desktop grid, though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  • melfie@lemy.loldeleted by creator
                                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                    I’m the opposite and am most comfortable on a laptop. I suppose part of it is that I’m near-sighted, but only bother wearing my glasses when I’m driving. Putting on glasses to see a monitor isn’t ideal. I also seem to concentrate better in a reclined position. I’ve spent so much time using trackpads that using a mouse doesn’t make much difference. Switching between windows on a single screen also doesn’t bother me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Tortellinius@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                      I do most things on my laptop mouseless, or that is, trackpadless. It’s the best feeling ever. I seriously recommend it to anyone.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • kazerniel@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                          wait how does that work, keyboard-only?

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Tortellinius@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                              Yeah. I use vifm, neovim and vimium c for firefox. It covers many areas. Just my settings aren’t vimified yet.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Taleya@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                            I have a monstrous satellite l300 i use for light spec work and arduino programming. 17" screen. It does not feel claustrophobic in the slightest, unlike my latest gen dell work machine with a screen smaller than my first fucking 486 i need glasses to even see. where did we go so wrong.

                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Soup@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                            If I’m ever envious of someone doing work in places where they should be relaxing, please kill me.

                                                                                                                                                                                                              • arendjr@programming.dev
                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                You must be someone who hates working from home, because home is the place where we should all feel relaxed, right? What about working in the garden? The garden is certainly a relaxation spot, but god forbid you get some rays of sunshine while you work.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                I understand the desire to pity people who work at the beach. But then again, I pity anyone who ended up living near Silicon Valley. Think of all the money though!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Soup@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    That’s one extreme way to take the comment, I guess. I worked from home for a while and I think these return to office orders are stupid as hell, largely because going to the office needs unpaid commuting time, annoyances related to needing to bring a lunch, and it takes away your ability to do small chores and stuff during the work day that might be often impossible during the evening for one reason or another.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Look, if you want to work at the beach or whatever then go for it, but the idea that California is the “envy of nations” because people can do labour at a beach is insanity.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • jeniferariza@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sun glare, sand, bad WiFi… yeah, it looks better than it feels 😭

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Toshiba used to sell a laptop (IIRC the model name was R500) back in like 2008 that had a mirror behind the screen, meaning that bright sunlight would be reflected back through the LCD and always respond to external lighting conditions no matter how bright. The image quality and color was shitty, but you could use it in the sun. Battery time was also extremely impressive.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        interesting. most modern lcds have a shiny reflective layer behind the backlight for this reason, I wonder if they’re all modeled after toshibas design

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • merc@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          The same thing would work with e-ink. It works fine in super bright sunlight. Unfortunately since it physically spins little balls with electromagnets the refresh rate is very slow compared to conventional screens.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Even just being in public. I tried it for one day at Panera while I was writing a professional review. People kept coming up to talk to me, I couldn’t tune the noise out, and I was uncomfortable in their wood chairs.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I’m convinced those suits in Starbucks are just trawling for chicks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Ech@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              People kept coming up to talk to me [at Panera]

                                                                                                                                                                                                                              This is just…unimaginable to me. Who goes up to strangers at a chain restaurant? Especially one who is clearly busy? Unless you mean employees, which would be a bit more understandable, though still weird.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  It was a lot of old people just being social on a Tuesday. I didn’t mind that so much, reasonably sane old people should be cherished. My brain just isn’t wired for distractions.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      One time an old lady kept talking to me at the gardening section of the supermarket. I didn’t have the heart to cut her off, bless her heart.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      She did know her shit about flowers though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Removed by mod

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          …lots of people.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • definitemaybe@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Over-ear headphones help with this. Then you can just ignore them and pretend you can’t hear.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        (My neurospicy is showing…)

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • blady_blah@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I go traveling with the sales guys sometimes, and we had Starbucks in between meetings so that we can sit down and do email for an hour and then go to the next meeting. I wouldn’t want to sit there all day.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          I work from home and I never get to the point where I want to go out in public and do work. I do get to the point where I want to go on public, but I take a walk and get some sun and I don’t bring my laptop.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          How do you even read the screen in broad daylight?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              One guy even has sunglasses, like there’s no way he can see anything

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Speiser0@feddit.org
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Maybe it’s polarized glass, so it takes more away of the sunlight than the display light. He can’t tilt his head too much though.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • tangonov@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Polarized glasses and a low refresh rate is a recipe for a good beach vomiting

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Speiser0@feddit.org
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Why? Does polarization affect motion sickness?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • tangonov@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              I’ve had polarized lenses reveal multi colored scan lines between black spaces that can be a tad disorienting

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Speiser0@feddit.org
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Color splitting effects (i.e. like a prism) can be caused by unpolarized lenses as well.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Not exactly sure what you mean by multi colored scan lines or black spaces here, tbh.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Eager Eagle@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                some people get sick looking at screens?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Uh, polarized glasses cancel out a lot of displays. It’s why pilot glasses aren’t.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Speiser0@feddit.org
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Depending on the display xor glasses polarization orientation you need to tilt your head by up to 90° of course.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Imagine having the freedom to work from the beach and still putting on a button down shirt.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Retail4068@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  A light well made button down isn’t all that uncomfortable. I’d call it nice on a breezy day. It’s not a tie.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Depends on the print.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Solid color or conservative pattern? Hard pass.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pineapples or flamingos? Fuck yeah.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        A nice linen shirt is great in hot weather.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • socsa@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Fuck anything with a collar. It’s an absolutely idiotic bit of “fashion” which needs to die

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • Retail4068@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              👌

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • merc@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I don’t even like Hawaiian shirts. What’s the point of that collar? Why is western wear so obsessed with putting that style of collar on absolutely everything.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Bieren@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            I work outside all the time. It’s great. Use my laptop on the screened in porch. In the shade. Ceiling fan on. Maybe in the hammock. Doing whatever I want on the laptop while jiggler keeps my work laptop active in another room.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • Waryle@jlai.lu
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                For those who can’t install much on their work laptop: just open notepad and put a weight on the space bar

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Bonus point: you can see how long you’ve been away by looking at the character count, and try to beat high scores on slow days

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Boomland Jenkins @lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  I love sitting in my hammock or on a zero-gravity chair with my laptop on work days I don’t need 2 monitors.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                • altphoto@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Behold! E-paper laptops! You can read them outside!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    • zerofk@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I recently discovered this thing called books that also works great outside. And it’s a lot more fun than laptop work!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        • altphoto@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          But isn’t that expensive since each page is pay per? Pay per page! That’s gonna rack up some dough. Although I did go to goodwill today and they had some really inexpensive Wikipedia/website-like things on their shelves. I picked one up from the cooking isle and it had lots of pictures and text on pay per. But it was cheap like 5 bucks.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Cardinal-Rule@kbin.earthdeleted by creator
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Same thing with eating outside. I could be indoors with air conditioning and not squinting my eyes while shooing away flies, but some normie in my party wanted to eat outside because “it’s nice out.” Meanwhile my napkins are blowing off the table that I need to dab away the sweat dripping down my face. What a great idea!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Location, weather and time is key when eating outside. Have eaten many a meal outside without issue and I prefer it to inside when the three align.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            • definitemaybe@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Wasps. Fuck wasps.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              If not for wasps, my family would eat outside most of the summer. As it is, it’s either wasps writing 3 minutes of bringing food outside, or a wind strong enough to blow the wasps and our food away.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                On second thought, let’s not go outside. 'Tis a silly place.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              • TheseusNow@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                This is like the idea of having sex on the beach. Who really wants that. You didn’t think it through if you want that. Do you really want to invite sand and salmonella to the mix?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    and fall asleep afterwards and get a nasty sunburn?

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  • grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    The bit about people bringing their laptops to the beach smells like RTO propaganda

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