Pretty sure you could do no worse than AI with an hour of search-replace regex.

Tbh the frequent pain from needing to read it again often happens because it was so hard to write correctly that it misbehaves on some data and you need to adjust it.

Excel: 12th of Nutuary 1970

At some jobs, I can get away with “Señor Developer” or “Computer Toucher”. Those are the nice ones.

Otherwise it tends to be “Senior Software Engineer” that carries the least constricting baggage.

I SWEAR big company middle managers hear “developer” and they can only ever see you as an infant who without guidance would just keep coding some absolute random shit and not think about product, market, customers, integration, or prioritize their own work.

Well fuck my shit, what will the advertisers think?

We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.