• 3 years

    PREFERRED:

    • PhD in quantum cryptography
    • 3 years of janitorial services experience
    • Proof of current therapist
    • 3 years

      Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.

  • This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. please clap

  • Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says “may encounter” instead of “required”

  • 3 years

    I mean, reading that, it’s a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They’re basically saying “JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools” and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It’s not something where you’d be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you’d check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.

  • 3 years

    We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.