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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyHellfire103@lemmy.ca
10 months

What do you call your production branch?

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    • sheogorath@lemmy.world
      10 months

      What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it’s hilarious.

        • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldEnglish
          10 months

          Joe who?

            • Raptorox@sh.itjust.works
              10 months

              Joe mama

          • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
            10 months

            Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

              • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                10 months

                Never merge. Only cherry pick.

                • peoplebeproblems@midwest.socialEnglish
                  10 months

                  You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

                  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
                    10 months

                    How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

                      • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
                        10 months

                        I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

                      • Rusty@lemmy.caEnglish
                        10 months

                        Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

                        Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

                      • locuester@lemmy.zipEnglish
                        10 months

                        HEAD

                        • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
                          10 months

                          It’s master3. Don’t question it!

                          • Aatube@kbin.melroy.org
                            10 months

                            prod

                              • kubica@fedia.io
                                10 months

                                I like prod because it makes less assumptions on stability. It is what is being used, good luck with the rest.

                                  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    10 months

                                    Stick with the prod, its always a good idea to prod with the prod, stick with the prod.

                                • mercano@lemmy.world
                                  10 months

                                  “live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.

                                    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                      10 months

                                      Looks like it died.

                                        • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
                                          10 months

                                          Live and let die?

                                        • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                          10 months

                                          It’s dead, Jim.

                                        • tiredofsametab@fedia.io
                                          10 months

                                          Boring answer: older repos are master, newer ones are main. I’ve worked at companies that did other things such as having the prod branch be a branch called prod.

                                          • AnotherPenguin@programming.devEnglish
                                            10 months

                                            hunter2

                                              • Tja@programming.dev
                                                10 months

                                                Why would you name a branch just 7 asterisks?

                                              • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
                                                10 months

                                                🤡 for master

                                                👽 for test

                                                💩 for dev

                                                • slazer2au@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  10 months

                                                  Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

                                                  • palordrolap@fedia.io
                                                    10 months

                                                    belay your panic. even mommy cannot save you.

                                                    “testing”

                                                    don’t wake up. fourth row just dropped.

                                                    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
                                                      10 months

                                                      Develop should be Chaotic Evil.

                                                        • roanutil_@programming.dev
                                                          10 months

                                                          This is what is used where I work. I have never and will never understand why.

                                                            • ghen@sh.itjust.works
                                                              10 months

                                                              At some point in the past that was the only way to make the business run immediately when the boss said it needed to run immediately, and it’s been that way ever since

                                                          • Rhaedas@fedia.io
                                                            10 months

                                                            “test”

                                                            • pelya@lemmy.world
                                                              10 months

                                                              It’s goshujin-sama

                                                              • Midnitte@beehaw.orgEnglish
                                                                10 months

                                                                Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

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