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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyeinfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
1 year

I am easy to amuse

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    • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      1 year
      spoiler

      https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

        • can@sh.itjust.works
          1 year

          ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

            • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              1 year

              Fantastic sub format for anime.

                • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
                  1 year

                  I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

                    • can@sh.itjust.works
                      1 year

                      Loanwords

                        • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
                          1 year

                          I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

                            • can@sh.itjust.works
                              1 year

                              Same reason some English people will use Japanese words? I don’t know.

                                • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
                                  1 year

                                  Then why respond?

                            • OuterRem@lemm.eeEnglish
                              1 year

                              They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

                                • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
                                  1 year

                                  I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

                                    • Traister101@lemmy.today
                                      1 year

                                      Because it sounds like English words which is “cool”

                                • Traister101@lemmy.today
                                  1 year

                                  Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I’d have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

                                    • ulterno@programming.devEnglish
                                      1 year

                                      I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
                                      As a result, I don’t find the anime enjoyable.

                                      Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn’t tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

                                  • toynbee@lemmy.world
                                    1 year

                                    Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

                                      • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
                                        1 year

                                        Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

                                        • Jerkface@lemmy.world
                                          1 year

                                          Because ASS.

                                          • vodka@lemm.ee
                                            1 year

                                            Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

                                            Because it’s funny.

                                          • dditty@lemm.eeEnglish
                                            1 year

                                            When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

                                              • Lemminary@lemmy.world
                                                1 year

                                                Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

                                                  • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
                                                    1 year

                                                    In a “show your workings” questions it makes sense.

                                                      • Ethan@programming.devEnglish
                                                        1 year

                                                        There’s no difference between SSA and ASS in that context so it’s pointless to punish a student for that

                                                  • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                    1 year

                                                    Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock…

                                                  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
                                                    1 year

                                                      • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                        1 year

                                                        I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

                                                          • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
                                                            1 year

                                                            HEY EVERYONE IT’S THE ASS GUY

                                                            • DUMBASS@leminal.spaceEnglish
                                                              1 year

                                                              Your theme song

                                                          • Domi@lemmy.secnd.me
                                                            1 year

                                                            I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as “Full ASS”.

                                                              • Agent641@lemmy.world
                                                                1 year

                                                                Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

                                                                • Spaz@lemmy.world
                                                                  1 year

                                                                  Same.

                                                                  • ShartAtBigLots@lemmy.world
                                                                    1 year

                                                                    For some reason, ASS files cause stuttering on my Jellyfin Server living on a NAS

                                                                  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                    1 year

                                                                    The default libass shaping engine,

                                                                  • Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                    1 year

                                                                    ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

                                                                    Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

                                                                    It’s even worse than tar.

                                                                      • mmddmm@lemm.ee
                                                                        1 year

                                                                        GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

                                                                        It’s also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

                                                                          • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                            1 year

                                                                            A more complex but more commonly used program is rsync

                                                                            rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive is treated differently than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive/ which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive/

                                                                            It’s a great tool for making copies onto drives, even servers. But man you have to double check how each folder path is laid out, otherwise it’ll write the files of one folder to the main drive, unorganized.

                                                                              • scratsearcher 🔍🔮📊🎲@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                                1 year

                                                                                I recommend --dry-run and reading the stdout with human readable output -h. And dont use the --delete flag if you dont know what will happen 😓

                                                                            • el_bhm@lemm.ee
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              If they know Regex, assume you are in Sarumans tower and held captive until a hawk comes in.

                                                                                • Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                  Writing regex is easy.

                                                                                  Reading it again after a couple of weeks…

                                                                                    • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                      It’s a write only language

                                                                                      • Deestan@lemmy.world
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        Tbh the frequent pain from needing to read it again often happens because it was so hard to write correctly that it misbehaves on some data and you need to adjust it.

                                                                                    • gamer@lemm.ee
                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                      ffmpeg commands are one of the best use cases for ChatGPT

                                                                                      • Zannsolo@lemmy.world
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        The biggest pain in the ass I’ve dealt with was using a directshow lib to implement flash on a new camera we were supporting for a desktop application. Working with a device graph and pins is beyond frustrating. We’re porting functionality to the Web and my dev working on the camera just needed to call capture image to trigger the flash.

                                                                                      • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzEnglish
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        Force Feminisation male pregnancy

                                                                                          • al4s@feddit.org
                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                            ffmpreg?

                                                                                              • Billegh@lemmy.world
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                🫃

                                                                                              • 74 183.84@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                Im listening

                                                                                                  • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                    https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

                                                                                                      • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                        I was hoping for this gif:

                                                                                                          • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                            lol that’s a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

                                                                                                              • Smee@poeng.link
                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                  • HakunaHafada@lemm.ee
                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                          • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                            My omega is gonna be cute, one way or another.

                                                                                                          • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                            Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

                                                                                                              • db2@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                This guy doesn’t get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

                                                                                                                  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                    Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

                                                                                                                  • Darohan@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                    https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

                                                                                                                      • Krafty Kactus@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                                        Ahh

                                                                                                                          • Smee@poeng.link
                                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                                            No, ass

                                                                                                                        • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ@lemmy.tgxn.net
                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                          You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

                                                                                                                        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                                          I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

                                                                                                                            • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                                              Me too

                                                                                                                            • cm0002@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                                              (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

                                                                                                                              • mobotsar@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                                Pages are fractional now?

                                                                                                                                Man, I really gotta get with the times…

                                                                                                                                  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
                                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                                    “Section”. They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

                                                                                                                                    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                                                      The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

                                                                                                                                      • JackbyDev@programming.devEnglish
                                                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                                                        I’ve had text books that have page numbers in the corner as chapter-number. It’s not unheard of. When I was in JROTC in highschool the cadet field manual had pages like this. I’m sure others did too but I specifically remember that one more because I was there for four years. (Had to be there for riflery team.)

                                                                                                                                      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                                                        Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

                                                                                                                                          • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                                                            Please refer to section 8008S.

                                                                                                                                            • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                                                                              Easy. We like them https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-all.html

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