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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
1 year

Take chances

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    • Australis13@fedia.io
      1 year

      As the senior dev, please don’t.

        • Lena@gregtech.euEnglish
          1 year

          :3

            • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
              1 year

              :>

                • idunnololz@lemmy.world
                  1 year

                  :<

            • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
              1 year

              I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone

                • baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                  1 year

                  just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out

                    • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.org
                      1 year

                      It literally did that just yesterday. I need to retrain for a new job. Something with wood or plants in general I think.

                        • baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                          1 year

                          lol it’s 50/50 sr devs I know love or detest technology

                      • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
                        1 year

                        Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves

                          • SurpriZe@lemm.ee
                            1 year

                            Even at the interview?

                              • zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
                                1 year

                                How do you think it would go?

                          • harlyson@lemm.eeEnglish
                            1 year

                            As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ

                              • Lux (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                1 year

                                You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!

                                  • harlyson@lemm.eeEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself

                                  • baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    … tell me again why you thought plugging into the prod server was a good idea?

                                  • callmepk@lemmy.world
                                    1 year

                                    Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved

                                      • SatyrSack@feddit.orgEnglish
                                        1 year

                                        Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.

                                          • swab148@startrek.websiteEnglish
                                            1 year

                                            Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

                                            • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                              1 year

                                              It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission

                                              • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
                                                1 year

                                                Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went “jk, that was meant just for our group” and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.

                                                Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.

                                              • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
                                                1 year

                                                Oh I got a N+3 involved.
                                                Not my fault but I was the only guy who could solve. That was a fun three weeks of daily Is It Fixed Yet meetings…

                                              • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                1 year

                                                *Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code

                                                My God, it even has a watermark.

                                                  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
                                                    1 year

                                                    Wait, no, that’s a coffee stain. On the screen.

                                                      • Hupf@feddit.org
                                                        1 year

                                                        But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?

                                                      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                        1 year

                                                        drops rubber duck

                                                      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                                                        1 year

                                                        Be the reason Legal has to get involved.

                                                        • TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works
                                                          1 year

                                                          I’m the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

                                                            • runeko@programming.dev
                                                              1 year

                                                              Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.

                                                            • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
                                                              1 year

                                                              I am the senior dev. Please. No.

                                                                • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
                                                                  1 year

                                                                  You’re that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣

                                                                    • Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                      1 year

                                                                      I shudder at the thought of the ancient 1000+ lines Perl scripts… The seal must not be broken

                                                                        • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
                                                                          1 year

                                                                          Perl and regex are modern day black magic

                                                                            • Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              I honestly still use Perl for small scripts as a Bash alternative. It is very powerful and is already installed everywhere. I just try not to use it for things others might have to work on…

                                                                          • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
                                                                            1 year

                                                                            Yes.

                                                                        • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                          1 year

                                                                          As staff engineer, I’m far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven’t written any code in 4 years

                                                                            • Eager Eagle@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                              1 year

                                                                              What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?

                                                                                • killeronthecorner@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                  Carry a big stick

                                                                                  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?

                                                                                • CodexArcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                  Oh don’t worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or “leadership” level though.

                                                                                  • Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                    Im a mid with two juniors under me, super happy when they take initiative and do something creative

                                                                                    … instead of following youtrack to the letter, leaving me to rewrite half of it before the merge 😔

                                                                                      • zerofk@lemm.ee
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.

                                                                                        Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.

                                                                                        And the learning goes both ways.

                                                                                      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                        I usually am, I am support and I ask questions about features so old and undocumented that no one else knows the answer.

                                                                                          • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                            This, but remove the “else”

                                                                                            …yes, not even the author

                                                                                              • Korhaka@sopuli.xyzEnglish
                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                Or the author left and no one really knew what their job involved. Had one like that recently, tried to contact someone only to find out they have left. Oh, ok well who handles the content template site now? Oh, me? No one told me about this or how to use it.

                                                                                            • SatouKazuma@programming.dev
                                                                                              1 year

                                                                                              How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I’m at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.

                                                                                                • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                  You have to create technical debt specific to your skillset

                                                                                                    • SatouKazuma@programming.dev
                                                                                                      1 year

                                                                                                      Lmao. I’m in charge of migrating a C codebase to Rust, so I don’t think I’ll be lacking in that department.

                                                                                                        • HappinessPill@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                                                          1 year

                                                                                                          Now just go to work and casually say " I’m feeling very senior today" .

                                                                                                          • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                            That doesn’t sound very junior dev to me.

                                                                                                              • SatouKazuma@programming.dev
                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                Lmao they foisted it onto me because I’m the only one who knows a semblance of Rust.

                                                                                                          • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
                                                                                                            1 year

                                                                                                            deleted by creator

                                                                                                              • SatouKazuma@programming.dev
                                                                                                                1 year

                                                                                                                So…I’m fucked? Lovely…

                                                                                                                  • AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee
                                                                                                                    1 year

                                                                                                                    deleted by creator

                                                                                                                      • SatouKazuma@programming.dev
                                                                                                                        1 year

                                                                                                                        I’m likely going to commit suicide. With the way life’s been going, I may actually end it all tomorrow.

                                                                                                                • ITguru@feddit.nl
                                                                                                                  1 year

                                                                                                                  Yooo somebody called me?

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