rhabarba

Fortran 😍

Which one?

Looks more like a Linux. Unixers have a greater sense of cleanness.

*whips my hard disk*

My link collector.

Please grow up.

My “master” branch actually does control other branches, as releases are usually made from it, so they all depend on it.

Ah, I love coherent software.

I renamed my master branch slaveowner. To make it more clear.

It is software, my friends. It’s not a tribe of people.

TIL. But not much harder to read than jQuery-laden websites, I think.

I would like to propose to accept JavaScript as an esoteric programming language. The syntax is a joke and nobody uses it unironically.

I use it with OpenBSD’s relayd and I find it amazing how little maintenance it needs.

I use a samitor!

sam is the standard Plan 9 editor.

Oof.

There are reasons why Common Lisp (that I absolutely prefer as well) is still a big thing in AI-related applications. Some of those are listed in your comment.

ML is a very new field

ML has been there since the 1950s. What is an old field for you?

Solving problems you shouldn’t have?

Real men use Lisp.

Same, so I’ll only answer for me: Python is dependency hell, also breaking existing code with every second update. Hard pass.