Hexadecimal 😏

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}

The only thing that’s not obvious to me is that ??= doesn’t seem to invoke new Singleton() if it’s already defined, essentially short-circuiting. Otherwise I would have to look up the semantics of it if I were worried about that constructor having side effects or doing something heavy.

have to make sure of is that the deployment environment has node and the angular CLI installed

I have spent so many fucking hours trying to coordinate the correct Node version to a given OS version, fucked around with all sorts of Node management tools, ran into so many glibc compat problems, and regularly found myself blowing away the packages cache before Yarn fixed their shit and even then there’s still a serious problem a few times a year.

No. Fuck no, you can pry Docker out of my cold dead hands, I’m not wasting literal man-weeks of time every year on that shit again.

(Sorry, that was an aggressive response and none of it was actually aimed at you, I just fucking hate managing Node.js manually at scale.)

Bro. AWS can do jack shit, that’s not how it works. You might as well call Toyota next time you see a Camry speeding. All you’re going to do is annoy people who in no way can help you with a problem that is your responsibility. I can guarantee they’ll tell you you should use private VPCs and entrypoints with security groups, which is what every AWS tutorial starts out by telling you to use.

Which is honestly its best use case. That and occasionally asking it to generate a one-liner for a library call I don’t feel like looking up. Any significant generation tends to go off the rails fast.