uhn 🥺

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months

morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 months

try {
    anal();
} catch() {
    std();
}

sidelove@lemmy.world · 4 months

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 4 months

That’s legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

Redjard@reddthat.com · 4 months

try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}

Luccus@feddit.org · 4 months

I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.

Speiser0@feddit.org · 4 months

KISS in unsafe blocks does make sense.

baduhai@sopuli.xyz · 4 months

Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 4 months

I think that’s the result of dependency injection.

Laser@feddit.org · 4 months

👉👈

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 months

uWu what’s this?

Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world · 4 months

The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.

tetris11@feddit.uk · 4 months

Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.

^me. ^I’m ^talking ^about ^me

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 4 months

Why?

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 months

They like to live ~~dangerously~~ unsafely

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 months

Nah I know I was just shitposting lol

vithigar@lemmy.ca · 4 months

Also exists in C#, where it allows you to use pointers.

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 4 months

:3 idk should we try the unsafe code?

Jayjader@jlai.lu · 4 months

You can use me after free() all you want, babe

Riskable@programming.dev · 4 months

It would turn into a prince! An unstable prince of undefined behavior.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months

Reply hazy, try again.

(eventually something will catch)