God, I remember using the old non-standardized serial connectors from my CD caddy and 5.25" floppy days. I still can hear the C64 floppy drive whirring up for my sisters and I to watch the Ghostbusters game crash yet again, until we’d cry.

About 80% of my deceased family have been die-hard adopters of that.

I love this comment so much that I’m gonna swipe-like the shit out of it! Whoops! Well, they’ll know what I meant.

Don’t worry, they don’t love or respect me either. I even waited to ask them until they had a free moment and were relaxed, but they just kept screaming from the moment I woke them up.

Don’t forget to remove the husk

Can I make myself old enough to slow down my operating system?

Cryptozoology? I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE FUCKING BIGFOOT!!!

“Solamente aquí para ‘mist’ el tiempo.”
- Misters of time

Not if I launch them first! Where’s the 9v battery for the rocket engine igniter?

One time, I farted, and my wife said “HIIIIIIII!” from the other room. I asked her who she was talking to, and she asked, “didn’t you say ‘hello?’”

It was at that moment that we realized that my butt has achieved full AGI.

They’re not trying to replace you, they’re trying to devalue you. See how that’s different? You thought that they were indifferent towards you, but it turns out that they actually hate you. How fun!

I can’t even learn my own language!

For the life of me, I can’t remember why I chose to be born here.

Y’all seem smart and wealthy. Spare some RAM for a poor, flatulent Texan?

“First, I would get a label maker and ask a coworker to assist me. Then, we’d work together to quickly figure out what each switch does, and then label them accordingly. In a business of this size and reputation, documenting your work and synergistic teamwork are foundational to value and growth.”

Then, reject whatever offer they send and say that it’s because they showed you a workplace culture that enabled middle management to test employees with busywork instead of minding their own business or solving their own damn trivial problems.

This seems like a very ambitious project and a great learning experience for someone working on their own. For a similarly ambitious project, check out the Liberux NEXX. The project didn’t reach its crowdfunding goal, but they did make some progress before rolling up the rugs.

I don’t know if they’re looking for contributors or if you’re in a place to contribute, but most of the project is open source. You could probably get in touch with them and ask for any advice, successes and failures, and even if they have parts (such as their dev-board) that they can give you access to.

You don’t source them, you host them

Fixed

This one’s always been my favorite: http://aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.com/