- 6 months
If this actually worked, the rich wouldn’t be trying to sell AI to the poor. They’d keep it to themselves.
- 6 months
That’s the best thing anyone has said all day as far as I’m concerned
- 6 months
Your comment mentions NVIDIA. I’d like to invest $500000 into your comment. I only request that you immediately also invest the same exact quantity into my comment.
- 6 months
That’s not how it works and you know it.
Here, they invest in my comment and pay for it with stocks of their comment, then I loan you money to buy their comment backed by my new position in their comment.
We all then announce this massive growth in our comments, say AI at the end and line goes up, we all make loads.
- 6 months
Thank you to coming to our annual shareholder meeting. We welcome all human and AI shareholders.
This year, we’ve seen unprecedented growth in the number of times we’ve said “AI” on stage, largely driven by our investments in AI and our desire to talk about AI.
In Q3 alone, our CEO said “AI” over 400 times, contributing to explosive stock value growth.
Our Q4 was looking to be slowed down after our CEO lost his voice, limiting his ability to say “AI” a lot, but thanks to our AI capabilities, we used AI to generate an AI voice and AI video of our CEO saying “AI.” Thanks to AI, we’ve finished the year with a valuation 300x the start, according to our AI analyst.
Obstacles to continued growth include all words in the English language other than “AI.” Also, after saying “AI” enough, “AI” stops sounding like a word anymore. AI. AI. AI. AI. AI. AAAAIIIIII. That’s really weird. You know, that’s another advantage of AI presenters. They can say “AI” so many times and just keep going. It doesn’t affect them.
In the next year, our AI R&D efforts are focused on seeing if more voices saying “AI” at once has a larger impact on stock price. We’ve created an AI chorus to chant “AI” at our next presentation and are very excited to see the results.
- 6 months
Y’all seem smart and wealthy. Spare some RAM for a poor, flatulent Texan?
- 6 months
well, all y’all’s comment karma is going to the moon, and so that proves the strategy is unstoppable!!! I too will post Nvidia if you give me that sweet.
- Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish6 months
We’re reaching the point where the real money is in the materials for the tools.
- kibiz0r@midwest.socialEnglish6 months
It’s classic MLM dynamics
- The money makes itself! It’s impossible to not make money with this system!
- You get to be the boss!
- If you’re not making money, you must be doing it wrong — my (paid) training course can help
- Heaps of unsold product rotting in garage/warehouse
- Religious-coded language
- Requires infinite growth to stay profitable for all current players
- FOMO, “getting in on the ground floor”
- Mid-levels taking huge financial risks to onboard more down-levels
- 6 months
And the people shucking AI now have just repurposed their crypto hustles.
- 6 months
Yeah like the show Devs, the AI was hidden away from the public so only the creators could use it.
- 6 months
That’s nonsense. They would be selling the poor to the AI. Think the Matrix, but it’s powering a stock market machine that makes money for Bezos.
- psud@aussie.zoneEnglish6 months
It’s not for the common people. It’s for companies that dream of workplaces with no people, Facebook which talks to you automatically so you can still be fed ads while your real life friends are asleep
If it worked, stories like in OP could be true.
- ExtremeDullard@piefed.socialEnglish6 months
The bit about losing $400k due to a failed logic sounds plausible.
- 5 months
I mean, that happens with CloudWatch all the time. It’s the most plausible part about this.
- 6 months
That last sentence. I admit, I thought they were serious. Now imagine how many people thought it was also the truth.
It’s the bitcoin bubble all over again.
- melfie@lemy.loldeleted by creator6 months
Oh, shit, I initially missed that last sentence until I saw this comment and went back to read it. 🤣
- 6 months
The part that was the tell was that it worked on first try.
Okay, in which way? Did the person just run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production?
Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.
- 6 months
Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid… I hope.
look at various vibecode subreddits.
at least some of them are
- LiveLM@lemmy.zipEnglish6 months
run the first attempt with all their wallet info in production? Even a vibe coded wouldn’t be that stupid
Oh the things I have seen cryptobros on twitter do, you would not believe
- 6 months
I hope they would - it’s like natural selection but in the fiscal context
- psud@aussie.zoneEnglish6 months
The first three drafts of my favourite test program (a program to drive servos to point a heliostat mirror at mirrorLattitude, mirrorLongitude, mirrorAltitude in altitude and azimuth to direct the reflected ray at targetLattitude, targetLongitude, targetAltitude) wouldn’t run.
It’s very rare for any AI to use real modules for the language (even when I say “please use library modules that exist in CPAN”) and they nearly never know how to reflect a ray
- 6 months
It’s actually pretty funny to think about other AI scrapers ingesting this nonsense into the training data for future models, too, where the last line isn’t enough to get the model to discard the earlier false text.
