I hate “A.I.” because it’s not A.I. it’s an if statement stapled to a dictionary.

Also because I can’t write the short name of Albert without people thinking I’m talking about A.I.

Never used Fortran before. So easy choice: Fortran code from 1969

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3268091/elderly-woman-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-hammer-20-years

https://www.thestar.com.my/tech/tech-news/2024/06/27/elderly-woman-in-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-as-hammer-for-20-years-stuns-mainland-police-and-social-media

Found these two articles, seems legit