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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyarmchair_progamer@programming.dev
2 years

“C has known memory footguns. C++, due to its complexity, has footnukes.” - Hacker News comment

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    • smpl@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      2 years

      The quote is a derivative of something Bjarne Stroustrup said himself¹.

      C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off

      1: https://www.stroustrup.com/quotes.html

        • 2pt_perversion@lemmy.world
          2 years

          A citation with a superscript number reference in a comment? Impressive.

          • grandma@sh.itjust.works
            2 years

            Makes sense C++ makes everything harder

          • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world
            2 years

            I need a fact check on that first image please

              • GreenEngineering3475@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2 years

                That is real https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3268091/elderly-woman-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-hammer-20-years

                • Xyphius@lemmy.ca
                  2 years

                  https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3268091/elderly-woman-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-hammer-20-years

                  https://www.thestar.com.my/tech/tech-news/2024/06/27/elderly-woman-in-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-as-hammer-for-20-years-stuns-mainland-police-and-social-media

                  Found these two articles, seems legit

                  • cheddar@programming.dev
                    2 years

                    You’re more cautious with a meme than that lady with a grenade.

                    • remotelove@lemmy.ca
                      2 years

                      Here is a start for you: https://www.msn.com/ko-kr/news/world/20년간-수류탄을-망치로-써온-할머니에-中-화들짝/ar-BB1oYj9a

                      It’s all Korean URL encoding in that link, btw. Here is a screenshot anyway.

                        • Lemminary@lemmy.world
                          2 years

                          Thanks for including the screenshot!

                      • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
                        2 years

                        pretty much any software made by @dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org is a ticking time bomb regardless of language tbh

                        • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
                          2 years

                          Was it a sudden realization? Did it make a big big noise?

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