I wrote tests today and found an error in my code. What is that? Development driven test driven development?

I’d be OK with the option to switch easily. Or maybe dual boot.

I migrated an Ant project to Gradle last week, and oh boy, was that painful. I used AI to do a lot of the boilerplate, but then I had to polish out all the errors it made. And it made a lot. But still, writing all those build files would have been horrible without AI.

I used to utilize Arduinos, but since I tried an ESP32 I never looked back. Those fit my needs much better and come with all the connections I want. Especially in combination with home assistant.

Petrichor

I thought you wrote confluence and wanted to grab my pitchfork.

Are you trying to say I’m not a newbie with over 20 years of experience?

I’m relatively new in my company and I’ve been hired to structurize and modernize the development. Project #1 I’m on, I’ve introduced bleeding edge things like pipelines with building, testing, etc., I’ve introduced renovate bot to keep us up to date, and I’ll introduce linting next.

They will probably kill me, but no way I’ll let them have > 2000 lines of code in one file.

Sometimes you spend hours looking for an error you just can’t find only to realize you’re looking at the wrong file. Or the right file on the wrong server.

I’m not Chris, but this is how I backend.

Me too dumb.

But… Teapot!

I think I couldn’t decide which one to avoid harder. I’ll go with both.

It’s probably more fun when you’re at school, shutting the teacher’s computer down.

I’ve never been a black hat, so I’ll never be a white one. Maybe a white diaper. But I think I’ve missed out, I would be very interested in this stuff, but nah, I’m too old for this shit.

I did that without needing a book.

You made me check it, and on my android device it’s 337 (just the app). Jesus Christ.

This wasn’t a branch waiting for approval, this is main.

I think I see the problem. You were talking to absolute idiots.

Seriously, fuck Excel for this. I always hate to look up function names in German.