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Programmer Humor@programming.devbycm0002@lemmy.world
1 year

Backend 🤝 Frontend

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
      1 year

      I once worked with a backend guy who delivered a thorough API using well-defined JSON via clear URIs.

      Chris, if you’re reading this, I miss you.

        • cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          1 year

          omg i know chris, chris rules

            • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
              1 year

              Liar

            • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
              1 year

              I’m not Chris, but this is how I backend.

                • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                  1 year

                  Thanks, Chris

                  • mmddmm@lemm.ee
                    1 year

                    Yeah… It’s extra work not to do this. Why would you make an endpoint and not throw in every property of that entity? Why would you mess with your URIs instead of making a clear division with logical entities?

                    Yet, somehow, most people do exactly those things.

                  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                    1 year

                    i mean at least he documented it.

                    • mesa@piefed.socialEnglish
                      1 year

                      God damn where did he end up? Working for swagger or something?

                        • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
                          1 year

                          Looks like he’s working on healthcare web apps now

                      • gibmiser@lemmy.world
                        1 year

                        So front end does fuckall

                          • spizzat2@lemm.ee
                            1 year

                            I was going to say it handles steering and braking, but… Where are the brakes? This must be one of those bikes where you back pedal to brake, so I guess front end just steers.

                              • kambusha@lemm.ee
                                1 year

                                All gas. No brakes.

                                • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                  1 year

                                  Frontend Devs as steerco?

                                  • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                    1 year

                                    Steering is what keeps bikes upright though, and the longer and heavier the bike the more work it is.

                                    Full disclosure. I used to be a front-end, then full stack dev.

                                • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                  1 year

                                  Perfectly stable until it has a user.

                                  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                    1 year

                                    the front end needs to be entirely 100% javascript with no backwards compatability, no easy deploy script, and no documentation.

                                    • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                      1 year

                                      We still use a bastardized mixture of soap, rest, and grapqhl with zero consistency.

                                        • wreleven@lemmy.caEnglish
                                          1 year

                                          I’m thankfully rid of soap. We had a few third-party services that still used it up to a couple of years ago.

                                            • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                              1 year

                                              Some devs had the pleasure of making contact with it on a national healthcare scale :)

                                            • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
                                              1 year

                                              Aaah, SOAP.

                                              Yo dawg, I heard you like XML over HTTP so I put XML over HTTP in your XML over HTTP.

                                                • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.netEnglish
                                                  1 year

                                                  I’ve had too much raw XML parsing for one lifetime.

                                                    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
                                                      1 year

                                                      Pretty much why everyone just uses json or, heaven forbid, plain text for trivial data.

                                                • NegativeNull@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                  1 year

                                                  This whole picture:
                                                  Full Stack Developer

                                                    • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world
                                                      1 year

                                                      no no, full stack is when the entire bike is of equally dubious quality

                                                    • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                      1 year

                                                      BFF goals

                                                      • abbadon420@lemm.ee
                                                        1 year

                                                        I work with a lot of frontenders who always say “why would we even need backend, we can just use firebase”.

                                                        • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
                                                          1 year

                                                          Scotch on the rocks is a bit strong for them

                                                          • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
                                                            1 year

                                                            Imagine if you only needed one rider though.

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