KingJalopy

Google Reddit broken arms and you’ll see. Short version, dude breaks both arms, Mom senses his tension, jerks him off for relief.

I married my best friend. It’s the best. Good luck to you.

That’s awesome! If it worked for my mom and stepdad it can work for you two. I wish you the best, regardless of how you found each other. All that matters is you did.

PS - Reddit sucks regardless lol

Good luck, friend! Oi!

That’s like better than 99% of all bullshit on the Internet. That’s such a cool thing. Reddit isn’t (wasn’t) all bad, but it became the Nickelback of websites. It used to be such a powerful tool for people but now it’s… Just… Whatever it is.

My mom and step dad met on AOL in 1997 on a game called slingo lol. My half brother just turned 22 and they’re still together. My mom lived in Texas and my stepdad lived in England at the time. There’s always a good side to every thing online but it’s def not the average user experience

I got banned for saying a mod was on a power trip. I was permanently banned with no way to appeal. Been here ever since. Haven’t been back. My wife showed me a reddit thread the other day about a serious topic and every single comment was a meta joke about nothing. I expected to see serious answers like the old days but it was just comment after comment of people trying to be the next broken arms or coconut fucker. I’m all for funny shit but it was all just cringe and my axe bullshit. That place is just awful.

BLOCKED!

NEXT!

jk

Ooh ooh I wanna try one…

Billionaires should be shot in the street for fun like carnival games. 3 shots for a dollar!

Also, I just anally fucked a pastry for elf’s. Creampied a Danish.

Yeah exactly! I totally agree with you! Isn’t it awesome being so awesome!!

The rabble agreeing with everything is basically that. To be completely honest lemmy is very echo-ey as well. Except most of us are just agreeing that these lunatics are indeed irrational and completely brainwashed to the point of literally harming themselves, their families and society.

Currently shitty egg memes I believe.

What’s gone? I’m totally banned from there but I see everything.

All of them on my account. Every. Single. One.

I’m a picky eater so yeah that works for me

I have never lied on the Internet.

Mostly.

In all honesty the lack of super specific and active communities on lemmy has actually improved my quality of life. I spend much, much less time scrolling and reading shit.

Newpipe

Now I will never know if that bird was from Palestine. God damn Reddit get your shit together

Oh shit you’re right. That was really lame.

Edit. Okay, I click the link before you edited it and I just watched the whole video and that was actually kind of funny but still not as cool as I hoped.

For real though I have wanted for years to know, the person that took this picture; what the hell did they say to get everybody to look like that?

It’s a video game so I’m guessing they do have a standard response

I thought so too. No problem!