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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyJPDev@programming.dev
2 years

GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

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    • Hack3900@lemy.lol
      2 years

      The void function seems to return an int

        • infinitepcg@lemmy.world
          2 years

          I wonder how often someone walks in and tells them about the mistake. Do the baristas have a standard response?

            • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
              2 years

              It’s a video game so I’m guessing they do have a standard response

                • infinitepcg@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  Haha, I completely missed that it’s a game.

                • Aniki 🌱🌿@lemm.eeEnglish
                  2 years

                  “Sorry, I only write vegan react…and python.”

                • gsfraley@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  Oof, and there’s only ten lines of code, too. And they look very purposefully written out.

                  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
                    2 years

                    Yes, but maybe there’s some magic going on so that the lack of a type assigns some value that results in void?

                  • Aatube@kbin.social
                    2 years

                    Ah yes, the C O F F F F S H O P

                    • survivalmachine@beehaw.org
                      2 years

                      This is great! When I play GTA, the only thing I want is HOT COFFEE.

                      • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de
                        2 years

                        Why does someone come up with java code for an in-game coffeeshop and then make an obvious mistake? Or is that on purpose and they are trolling?

                        • M68040 [they/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
                          2 years

                          The Simpsons: Hit and Run had a similar gag in one of the maps.

                          • SexUnderSocialism [she/her]@hexbear.netEnglish
                            2 years

                            GTA 5’s very own “Hot Coffee” mod.

                            • TurtleTourParty@midwest.socialEnglish
                              2 years

                              Bancon and bread are both 2?

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