Don’t give up looking for your person, there are people out there who like programmers a lot (NSFW)

I like to say that using Vim turns editing into an optimisation puzzle. That will either sound super fun to you in which case you’ll probably love it or it will sound like a nightmare in which case maybe it’s not for you.

When you aren’t feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

{
  "false": "ok"
}

Uhh, I mean this pragmatic workaround

Sharded RDBS gets you very very far from my experience at least.

I didn’t expect the FP inquisition.

Priest: If you are not yet baptised, I baptise you in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. Else break.

Parents: *sweating nervously*…else what

Plus most drop downs allow you to type anyway from memory.

Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days… don’t ask why just pack!

I remember this too… what a nightmare.

Ohhhh right, that’s the base part right?

Just if you need to be able to take it with you.

Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

Hey that’s no fair, it’s still test driven development but the test just runs in production!

The secret to all issues in code and in life.

I wouldn’t deploy this for my fucking dog, roll it back now!

I enjoyed the joke but yeah I thought Rust was known for quite good error messages in general. I haven’t used it though myself.

I dunno, if we’re really designed in that dudes image then I wouldn’t trust him at all personally.

The design is very human