- 11 months
Idk why anyone would ever create a bare Object without subclassing it
- 11 months
For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had “null” as the receiver in the system.
Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system …
- 11 months
C’mon, we all end up at /dev/null eventually. Just don’t gaze long into it or it might gaze into you.
- 11 months
Yeah, the moment you look at it you may experience a null pointer exception
- DivineDev@piefed.socialEnglish11 months
DON’T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don’t move we’re sending someone to help you
- 11 months
SCP Agent: What’s in the box?
SCP Scientist: Nothing
SCP Agent: So, what’s the big deal? Just open it. Or toss it out. I almost tripped on it and spilled my coffee…
SCP Scientist: You don’t understand. Our measurements show that there’s nothing in the box. It contains, or rather doesn’t contain, a complete absence of space, time, and matter. It’s a hole in the universe that is inexplicably cordoned off from the air in this room, and everything else in it, by a flimsy cardboard shell.
SCP Agent: …
SCP Agent: Is that bad?
SCP Scientist: Very.
- 11 months
“Soundwave… what is in the box?”
“Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku is in the box.”
“What is a Hatsune Miku?”
- 11 months
If it can be sent by mail it is probably not a Keter class object. Object class does not imply danger level
Tho if it randomly appears in mail it maybe is
- moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish11 months
I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we’d get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I’d loudly announce, “Thank god! Our air arrived!” Then I’d tear it open and we’d all gasp like we’d been holding our breaths waiting for it.
11 monthsYour package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.
- 11 months
Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days… don’t ask why just pack!
NullReferenceException. Object reference not set to an instance of an object.
- 11 months
Or maybe reality is JavaScript, and it just gradually assimilates everything around it into an error type.
A JavaScript universe would also explain about half the news.
