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Programmer Humor@programming.devbySjmarf@sh.itjust.works
2 years

What a stupid guy

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    • teft@lemmy.world
      2 years

      Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

        • Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          2 years

          Hah! What an idiot.

          • abbadon420@lemm.ee
            2 years

            Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

            Anyways. How are you doing today?

              • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
                2 years

                I don’t think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

                  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
                    2 years

                    I live it when a plan… falls apart

                      • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                        2 years

                        210.-5.3.3

                        Time to get a’hackin bois.

                      • frezik@midwest.social
                        2 years

                        You could say it’s equivalent to 201.247.

                  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
                    2 years

                    I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

                      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        2 years

                        Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

                          • krashmo@lemmy.world
                            2 years

                            What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

                              • Decker108@lemmy.ml
                                2 years

                                Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

                              • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
                                2 years

                                Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

                              • Pennomi@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                2 years

                                Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

                                  • Githyanki@lemmings.world
                                    2 years

                                    What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

                                      • gentooer@programming.dev
                                        2 years

                                        Especially on IRC

                                    • palordrolap@fedia.io
                                      2 years

                                      There was that one bash.org quote where a script kiddie was given 127.0.0.1 as part of an “oh yeah I dare you” taunt after he said he could hack anyone, and he fell for it hook line and sinker. He was posting things like “Hahaha your K drive is being deleted! Now your H drive! [connection reset by peer]” and right after that the challenger was like “I don’t even have a K drive.”

                                      (RIP bash.org though. I would have tried to link it otherwise)

                                        • tyler@programming.dev
                                          2 years

                                          Bash.org is gone!?! No!!!

                                          • pixelblut@feddit.orgDeutsch
                                            2 years

                                            Yeah. RIP bash.org, where introverted people could read chat logs of other like-minded introverts. And I don’t even /s this, I genuinely miss this stuff…

                                              • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                2 years

                                                at least you can still read the archive

                                                https://bash-org-archive.com/

                                              • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                2 years

                                                I came across this when looking up a quote a couple weeks back: bash-org-archive.com

                                              • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml
                                                2 years

                                                Average hosts file (> 100k loc) in Windows. Or did they fix this?

                                              • henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                2 years

                                                My IP is in this photo and I don’t like it.

                                                  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                    2 years

                                                    ::1 gang rise up

                                                      • Scoopta@programming.dev
                                                        2 years

                                                        I’m so glad someone posted this. I was going to lol

                                                        • ulterno@lemmy.kde.socialEnglish
                                                          2 years

                                                          How come you know my IP !?

                                                        • MajorHavoc@programming.dev
                                                          2 years

                                                          Oh shit! So is mine!

                                                        • someguy3@lemmy.world
                                                          2 years

                                                          No place like 127.0.0.1

                                                            • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                              2 years

                                                              No place like ~

                                                                • Decker108@lemmy.ml
                                                                  2 years

                                                                  I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident… :(

                                                                    • s12@sopuli.xyz
                                                                      2 years

                                                                      Condolences…

                                                                      I hope you were able to recover.

                                                                  • ripcord@lemmy.world
                                                                    2 years

                                                                    No place like localhost?

                                                                      • Zoot@reddthat.com
                                                                        2 years

                                                                        No place like home!

                                                                          • hitmyspot@aussie.zone
                                                                            2 years

                                                                            Nonokace like /home

                                                                        • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
                                                                          2 years

                                                                          But there is more space in ::1

                                                                            • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
                                                                              2 years

                                                                              all my homies hate ipv6

                                                                            • jdeath@lemm.ee
                                                                              2 years

                                                                              my best friend in high school (also a nerd) gave me a shirt that says that over 20 years ago! now my son wears it ha. thanks thinkgeek!

                                                                              • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
                                                                                2 years

                                                                                got a shirt of that

                                                                                • SourceHuman@lemmy.world
                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                  The Wizard of Oz (1939) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ6VT7ciR1o

                                                                                    • someguy3@lemmy.world
                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                      I was really hoping it was dubbed.

                                                                                  • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.orgEnglish
                                                                                    2 years

                                                                                    Security tip: Never post your home address on social media.

                                                                                      • Tetsuo@jlai.lu
                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                        It could loopback to you…

                                                                                      • Worx@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                        That IP address is coming from inside the house!

                                                                                          • SourceHuman@lemmy.world
                                                                                            2 years

                                                                                            When A Stranger Calls (1979)
                                                                                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkcGm-pWwsQ

                                                                                            Or slightly more recently:
                                                                                            When A Stranger Calls (2006)
                                                                                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf2jBo3_T3k

                                                                                          • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
                                                                                            2 years

                                                                                            I called the SWAT on them.😈

                                                                                            Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

                                                                                              • Rookeh@startrek.website
                                                                                                2 years

                                                                                                Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

                                                                                              • collapse_already@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                                                2 years

                                                                                                Hey! That’s my IP address whenever the script kiddies are boasting in chat. How did he get it?

                                                                                                • PunchingWood@lemmy.world
                                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                                  Reminds me of the meme of someone making a website with AI and then said to a bro his programming days were over.

                                                                                                  And then proceeds to send the localhost address to the guy.

                                                                                                    • Rusty 🦀 Femboy 🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                                      It wasn’t even a localhost address, it was a file:// URL if I remember correctly.

                                                                                                      • lectricleopard@lemmy.world
                                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                                        Yeah, every time I hear something like that I giggle. AI might replace us one day, but it’s no where near good enough yet.

                                                                                                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netEnglish
                                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                                        I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90’s/early 2000’s it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn’t work because most people understood it didn’t matter.

                                                                                                          • Fox [he/him]@vegantheoryclub.org
                                                                                                            2 years

                                                                                                            It still seems pretty stupid to most of us. It’s still common knowledge that knowing someone’s IP is meaningless, it’s mostly kids and the technologically inept who don’t understand this in my experience.

                                                                                                              • Disgracefulone@discuss.online
                                                                                                                2 years

                                                                                                                Why is it meaningless? It can be very dangerous for people to know your IP address - especially if you’re one of the many people who are “scared” of it (because the dangers pertain mostly to them).

                                                                                                            • mvirts@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              2 years

                                                                                                              Uh oh I have that same IP address

                                                                                                                • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                  2 years

                                                                                                                  Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

                                                                                                                    • mvirts@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      2 years

                                                                                                                      Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

                                                                                                                  • fin@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                                                    2 years

                                                                                                                    Wait, I remember that address… it’s the Tor SOCKS5 proxy address! He’s the darkweb guy!

                                                                                                                      • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
                                                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                                                        That’s probably a VNC/local server listener.

                                                                                                                        tor listens for socks on 9050 by default. tor uses 5400 as the default DNS port.

                                                                                                                      • pewpew@feddit.it
                                                                                                                        2 years

                                                                                                                        But technically he’s right

                                                                                                                        • curiousaur@reddthat.com
                                                                                                                          2 years

                                                                                                                          He’s inside my house!

                                                                                                                          • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                            2 years

                                                                                                                            tip: add this to your html for it to automatically follow browser settings for dark mode: <meta name="color-scheme" content="light dark">
                                                                                                                            another tip: in firefox, go to about:preferences > general > fonts > advanced > proportional > sans serif

                                                                                                                              • Lemminary@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                2 years

                                                                                                                                The color-scheme meta tag is only fully supported on Safari.

                                                                                                                                https://caniuse.com/meta-theme-color

                                                                                                                                  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                    2 years

                                                                                                                                    that is theme-color (accent color for browser ui), not color-scheme. color-scheme is supported more, see compatibility table for meta color-scheme

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