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Programmer Humor@programming.devbySjmarf@sh.itjust.works
2 years

Crowdstrike

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    • Bassman27@lemmy.world
      2 years

      Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

        • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
          2 years

          It’s just that he has enormously long arms.

            • Rakonat@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2 years

              Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

          • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works
            2 years

            Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

              • sorter_plainview@lemmy.today
                2 years

                He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

                  • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
                    2 years

                    Who looks at this and thinks it isn’t satire lol? I sometimes struggling with telling satire apart, too, but this is the most obvious piece of satire I’ve seen in a long time.

                • bruhduh@lemmy.world
                  2 years

                  Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

                  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
                    2 years

                    OK, this is hilarious.

                    • Neuromancer@lemm.ee
                      2 years

                      This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

                        • randomuser38529@lemmy.world
                          2 years

                          Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

                          Edit: typo(s)

                          • HauntedBucket@lemm.ee
                            2 years
                        • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          2 years

                          This is entirely fake.

                            • lseif@sopuli.xyz
                              2 years

                              but op is verified

                                • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  2 years

                                  Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

                                • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
                                  2 years

                                  • Coreidan@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    2 years

                                    Like you

                                      • Crackhappy@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        2 years

                                        Boom. Nice shot.

                                      • tweeks@feddit.nl
                                        2 years

                                        What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

                                        Please, I’m kidding. But it would be interesting.

                                      • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
                                        2 years

                                        Where’s the crowd? Are they all on strike?

                                        • Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish
                                          2 years

                                          boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

                                          • Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
                                            2 years

                                            Sean k strikes it again.

                                            • Avicenna@lemmy.world
                                              2 years

                                              just removed a comment on my first day

                                              • tisktisk@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                2 years

                                                Anyone confirmed this true or not?

                                                  • Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works
                                                    2 years

                                                    It’s a joke.

                                                    • PythagreousTitties@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                      2 years

                                                      How do you function in life?

                                                        • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
                                                          2 years

                                                          Like this

                                                            • PythagreousTitties@lemm.eeEnglish
                                                              2 years

                                                              “You chose… poorly”

                                                        • refalo@programming.dev
                                                          2 years

                                                          nice AI slop

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