Thats why i also have a thinkpad
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There used to be a joke about how, on average, programmers made a million before reaching 26 years of age.
Bugs, not dollars.
Vibe coders and ai: hold my monster energy drink…
For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.
- JeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldtoProgramming@programming.dev•AI still doesn't work very well, businesses are faking it, and a reckoning is coming3 months
Had a vibe coder who couldnt code himself a user authentication check (salted password sha hash) on a login screen.
You sure they’re not dwords on a single bus?
Serial parralelization…?
Hey chatgpt, write me a resume for a <insert job description> that will likely fly with a 6B publicly traded company. Include details about <insert field expertise here> and wors it like Tony stark wrote it.
Uh…no. I’m saying it’s like how you get into a ‘zone’ and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?
Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!
Lol
Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It’s like that.
- JeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•Is there any way on KDE, I can "click through" a partially transparent window to interact with the window behind it instead? [Solved but only for mpv]
1 yearSeems like a nightmare if windows ever were to start unskippable ads on the desktop. Or ads in general for that matter.
Why every MBA is an ‘idea person’.
A guy in a bank ferrying billions in my neck of the woods told me how ‘most’ software jobs involve cutting and pasting snippets fron the likes of git, sourceforge, etc. His bank is in deep on AI, be it on operations, or investments. On the one hand, I admire his disconnected bliss, but damn, all the money is being moved by the people who don’t understand coding, and being given to the people who don’t know how to code. State of the bubble right now. FML.
- JeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Anyone with a Reddit account? Message the moderators of r/politcs and r/news urging restrictions on Murdoch rags (ex Fox News and The New York Post)
1 yearI went back to my country’s sub and I swear to God some of the posts are ai generated questions designed to trigger a visceral response. That, or the community is now filled with socially inept people who simply don’t know what is appropriate in social conversation anymore.
Agreed. Why fight for the right to vote, then sit it out for yucks?
About the same amount of time for people to realize their vote matters in a democracy.
- JeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit's latest policy change could stifle future protests against the platform
2 yearsWas on old, when the site popped up a dialog asking me to download the app, or skip to the front page. No option to continue. No thanks.
- JeeBaiChow@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•*pulls up custom glittery myspace page from 2006*
2 yearsDamnit! I’ve been using it wrong the whole time!



Lol. Why dont they ask the AI how to program an AI?