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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyFoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works
4 days

We live in the future!

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9525207

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    • rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de
      3 days

      Driving murder machine

        • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
          3 days

          I do not murder any more nore can ai drive so I font appreciate this dialogue taserts.

        • rmrf@lemmy.mlEnglish
          3 days

          Automatic sidewalk blocker

          • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3 days

            But srsly to me it does feel like the future, because when I was a kid “by the year 2000” was synonymous with a glorious future of space hotels, undersea cities, moon bases… I can’t believe we’re a quarter of the way through the 21st Century and none of that has happened. On the plus side we did get really spiffy new ways to buy stuff we don’t need with money we don’t have, and fingertip access to pretty much all of human knowledge, which most of us ignore in our endless quest for entertainment. But oh well.

              • FalcoLombardi1@lemmy.world
                3 days

                Fucked up thing is some of that has happened, but you need to have been born into generational wealth to be a part of those things. Ritchie Ricn is just moralisticly better version of Musk. Or at least a version less hooked on coach K

                  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                    3 days

                    I was or into a generational wealth, as all Americans are do is, as it be in the moder. Day As each rockers the splith, they know egar cons don’t say sme k and I know that’s how they control the hammock, so I swing it do is dee, that’s sby i’m like this.

                • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
                  3 days

                  Probably modern electric drums.

                    • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                      3 days

                      Play them like the wind winds them

                    • GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                      4 days

                      Fake money for criminals helped me buy weed when I didn’t have a local dealer. It’s also how I pay for Mullvad. So fake money for criminals wins.

                        • drath@lemmy.drath.ru
                          3 days

                          Fake criminal money more legit than government money. One day I woke up to the news that all my deposits are frozen indefinitely, that I am not allowed to carry cash abroad, and that I am not allowed to get bank accounts or transfers from any foreign institutions. .Thank fuck for crypto and that I had some. It literally saved my life, so yeah, fake criminal money by a long shot for me.

                            • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
                              2 days

                              Selfhost instance on .ru

                              Checks out. Hows the outlaw life?

                                • drath@lemmy.drath.ru
                                  14 hours

                                  Praying for Georgia and Georgian people everyday for letting me stay effectively indefinitely. Otherwise, living like stateless person would’ve been terrible. Though, technically, despite everything I’ve posted on the internet, police is not very interested in me, my track record is clean and I can go back anytime, it’s just that I’d really, really rather not…

                              • QuantumStorm@lemmy.world
                                4 days

                                I miss when that was what the fake money was for instead of the bullshit broligarch grift.

                                • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                  4 days

                                  I demand privacy, so I’m a criminal anyways

                                    • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
                                      3 days

                                      Crypto is not privacy.

                                        • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                          3 days

                                          depends. not universally, that’s right. don’t buy dogecoin for privacy.

                                            • TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world
                                              3 days

                                              Also depends on your definition of privacy. Some people confuse privacy (not seeing what you do) with anonimity (not knowing who you are).

                                              Public blockchains (like BTC) have zero privacy, as everyone sees the transactions and balances, meanwhile private ones (like XMR) supposedly avoid anyone but two people in a transaction to know that transaction happened, or even to know each other’s balance.

                                              In both cases, I would say you are as anonymous as your way to turn the coin from/into fiat is (P2P, KYC or non-KYC platforms, etc.).

                                              Like with AI, I like crypto as a concept, but the practice… (specially the resources both consume for what little benefit they end up having)

                                                • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                                                  3 days

                                                  I also do PCP and other Durango Morrison drugs as heist forbid

                                                  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                    3 days

                                                    You can swap Monero with a more common coin on a decentralized exchange with no KYC, and then cash that out at your Coinbase or whatever.

                                                    Also, Monero is very efficient for a proof of work coin, partially because it’s designed to be mined on regular, consumer grade PCs.

                                                    According to Google, it uses somewhere between 645 and 650 GWh annually, compared to between 150 and 204.4 Terawatt-hours (TWh) for Bitcoin.

                                                    Bitcoin was the first, and as is usually the case, that makes it one of the worst.

                                                      • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                        2 days

                                                        According to Google, it uses somewhere between 645 and 650 GWh annually, compared to between 150 and 204.4 Terawatt-hours (TWh) for Bitcoin.

                                                        sure but it’s also a much smaller operation

                                                          • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                            2 days

                                                            Fair enough. I do believe it’s more efficient on a per coin basis or whatever though

                                              • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
                                                4 days

                                                The fake money for criminals is the best because there’s a lot of people that aren’t criminals that have bought in on it and among those the concensus is “I think a bunch of IT neck beards can build a better financial system better than the one that evolved over centuries”.

                                                The delusion is laughable.

                                                  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                    3 days

                                                    Is a currency really that much better if it’s less stable than balancing two pyramids on their respective tips?

                                                      • musicalphysics@discuss.online
                                                        3 days

                                                        Bitcoin is the youngest currency around and u like all of the other currencies it isn’t mandated or controlled by governments. If inventions have to be 100% perfect out of the gate then you’ll never get anything new.

                                                          • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                            2 days

                                                            Bitcoin is the youngest currency around

                                                            No it’s not, it’s the oldest (and as such, the worst in almost every way) crypto.

                                                            Edit: in case you are like one of the commenters here and struggle with reading comprehension, I did not just say that bitcoin is older than USD. Try reading it slower maybe? If the parentheses is throwing you off, try taking it out completely and reading the sentence without it.

                                                            I believe in you.

                                                              • musicalphysics@discuss.online
                                                                3 days

                                                                Right, Bitcoin is older than gold, or the US dollar, or the British pound, France’s franc….

                                                                  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                    3 days

                                                                    Uh maybe try reading my comment again?

                                                                      • musicalphysics@discuss.online
                                                                        3 days

                                                                        Why? It doesn’t say anything different this time around.

                                                                          • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                            2 days

                                                                            Ok then I don’t know what to tell you.

                                                                            Is your brain just skipping the last word because it comes after a parenthesis?

                                                                            Hint: I said it’s the oldest and worst crypto.

                                                                            Unless I’ve missed some huge news, none of the things you snarkily listed are cryptos.

                                                                            You have to understand that I’m trying very hard to not be an asshole right now lol. Just read the entire goddamn comment

                                                              • qevlarr@lemmy.world
                                                                4 days
                                                                • Doorbell surveillance network
                                                                • Self-service identity theft
                                                                • State secrets betting house
                                                                • Billionaire fan club fund
                                                                • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                  4 days

                                                                  i’m going with the fake money for criminals, cuz sometimes the criminal in question is a trans person trying to get their medicine

                                                                  to my great annoyance, almost all diy hrt online can only be bought using crypto. and wow does it make you hate cryptobros to have to navigate an ecosystem clearly designed for speculation to get your life-saving medicine 🫠

                                                                    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                      3 days

                                                                      Can’t you just hold your money in a stable coin like USDC to avoid the volatility and speculation?

                                                                        • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                          3 days

                                                                          the homebrewer i was buying from didn’t support this one, so i would’ve had to convert it, which means fees typically

                                                                          anyways, i don’t really care to maintain a crypto portfolio. i buy the coin when i buy the thing, so volatility isn’t too much of a concern. my main annoyance is at the bonkers fees that exchanges want because they (rightly) recognize cryptobros as a milkable consumer base

                                                                            • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                              2 days

                                                                              Could use localbitcoin.com (or localmonero I guess), though it’s been so long since I’ve been to those sites that I forget if/what kind of cut the website takes.

                                                                              But yeah, dunno if you can avoid fees when cashing out to fiat. And if you’re using non-kyc sites to swap Monero, they’re likely taking some too, for the convenience and privacy (worth it imo)

                                                                                • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  hmm, i’ll look into that next time i buy hrt. thank you!

                                                                                    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      Localbitcoin and localmonero are arranged peer-to-peer transactions that I think people sometimes even do in person. So be safe.

                                                                            • dismay3915@lemmy.world
                                                                              3 days

                                                                              “Fake money for criminals” is such a dumb, bootlicker thing to say.

                                                                              Maybe most “1st world” people don’t undersrand it yet but crypto (although most of it is scam, but the good ones like Monero) really enables international transactions and freedom of money and brings so much freedom to the people.

                                                                              Scammers have ruined the image of cryptocurrenvies but there are actually useful currencies out there like XMR,LTC that are being used frequently for actuall services and products. Not just trading.

                                                                                • FatherPeanut@pawb.socialEnglish
                                                                                  3 days

                                                                                  Honestly I’d say the ones who ruined it were the cryptobros who only care about seeing number go up. Gave a bad rep to crypto right outta the gate, especially with causing the (first) GPU shortage. Now if you mention crypto to anyone, even with a legitimate interest, they instantly get a bad taste in their mouth.

                                                                                  It is always nice when some service allows payment in Monero though. The default of bitcoin is still prominent, but thankfully most people are realizing it ain’t private at all.

                                                                                  • Rooster326@programming.dev
                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                    Found the CryptoBro Broligarch !

                                                                                      • dismay3915@lemmy.world
                                                                                        3 days

                                                                                        Oh yes, because the US and co. Have decided to put sanctions on a bunch of countries, the “3rd world people” are not allowed to buy products or services or make monetary transactions with the “civilized world”? No, fuck governments and fuck their sanctions and rules. People who insist on doing things, especially monetary transactions only the way the governments and states want to are the definition of bootlicker. Free economy requires free money (free as in freedom)

                                                                                        • musicalphysics@discuss.online
                                                                                          3 days

                                                                                          Yes, much better to choose currencies supported by state violence instead of math and open source software. /s

                                                                                      • explodicle@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                        4 days

                                                                                        Every time someone posts this meme, I feel compelled to add “forums for communists”.

                                                                                          • Leomas@lemmy.world
                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                            I think your priorities are in the wrong place if you think about “forums for communists” instead of “telegram channels with incel nazis”.

                                                                                          • makeshift0546@lemmy.today
                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                            I love em all except the coins at the outset. Uber is too expensive these days but air bnb is utterly fantastically.

                                                                                              • paultimate14@lemmy.world
                                                                                                4 days

                                                                                                Uber is too expensive these days

                                                                                                That was always the goal. Uber and Lyft prices were heavily subsidized early on. Their investors poured billions into them in order to not just establish market share, but tk drive existing taxi services out of business. Taxi services that had things like: fleets of company-owned vehicles instead of personal vehicles, commercials grade maintenance schedules, stricter licensing requirements for drivers, unionized employees instead of independent contractors, etc

                                                                                                Uber and Lyft just plain ignored a lot of existing regulations by saying “those don’t apply because this is an app” to legislators who were too old to know how to turn on a smart phone. They got the public on-board by temporarily offering artificially low prices and high payouts to drivers. Now they have established themselves and removed the competition, so the payouts are going down and the prices are going up.

                                                                                                There are still some US cities that do not allow Uber or Lyft to operate, and there are other countries in the world that do the same.

                                                                                                  • makeshift0546@lemmy.today
                                                                                                    4 days

                                                                                                    I couldn’t give a fuck any the regulations. They sucked and did nothing. Cabs were broken and Uber fixed that shit right up.

                                                                                                      • paultimate14@lemmy.world
                                                                                                        4 days

                                                                                                        How were they broken?

                                                                                                          • makeshift0546@lemmy.today
                                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                                            Scamming, not showing up, not servicing 'those people '.

                                                                                                              • mabeledo@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                4 days

                                                                                                                It’s funny you say that, because I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve been cancelled on by Anglo uber drivers.

                                                                                                                  • makeshift0546@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                    4 days

                                                                                                                    👌👍 cabs were great

                                                                                                                      • mabeledo@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                        3 days

                                                                                                                        They weren’t. Uber isn’t either.

                                                                                                                        Your point?

                                                                                                            • mabeledo@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              4 days

                                                                                                              Is it? Because for any lodging of minimum quality, hotels are cheaper nowadays.

                                                                                                                • makeshift0546@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                  4 days

                                                                                                                  That just not true across the board. I’ve found solo they are expensive but compared to getting a suite at a hotel they are competitive. You ain’t beating the king room at a Hilton though, agreed.

                                                                                                                  It certainly isn’t true AT ALL for group travel. I regularly stay in very nice homes for under $150/night per person.

                                                                                                              • DahGangalang@infosec.pub
                                                                                                                4 days

                                                                                                                Fake Money for Criminals.

                                                                                                                Turns out things for criminals sometimes can be an okay thing for noncriminals.

                                                                                                                  • Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                    3 days

                                                                                                                    Just be a fake criminal to get infinancial from the CIA OG WHAT IS THAT ME OF SHIT I GEYS GROST OF HAUNTING AS I DO TO MY OWN SELF WANTON WANTED DID NOT WHEAL MBOATS.

                                                                                                                    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      4 days

                                                                                                                      Say your country makes baby formula illegal to push some breastfed is the only way agenda, would you consider a mother buying formula online with crypto a criminal?

                                                                                                                        • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                                          4 days

                                                                                                                          Yes, because criminality has nothing to do with morals. If the state views you as a criminal, you are a criminal. That’s why some criminals are still good people and cool.

                                                                                                                          • DahGangalang@infosec.pub
                                                                                                                            4 days

                                                                                                                            Legal != Moral

                                                                                                                        • hansolo@lemmy.today
                                                                                                                          4 days

                                                                                                                          Without glasses, I thought that said “illegal crab company” and I was all in.

                                                                                                                            • lemmyman@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                              4 days

                                                                                                                              No law can stop carcinization.

                                                                                                                                • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                                  4 days

                                                                                                                                  (V) OwO (V) What’s this? snip snip

                                                                                                                                    • scutiger@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                      4 days

                                                                                                                                      Citizen Sniiiiiiiiiiiips!

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