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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyMaven (famous)@piefed.zip
3 months

Moving to rust

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    • hperrin@lemmy.caEnglish
      3 months

      This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.

        • tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.frFrançais
          3 months

          3 billion

          Devices Run Java

            • lauha@lemmy.world
              3 months

              3 billion devices have been running java for past 20 years.

                • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                  3 months

                  Proof of stability!

                  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                    3 months

                    Most of them have not loaded the kvm just yet, any minute now …

                  • Elvith Ma'for@feddit.org
                    3 months

                    Don’t you think, that’s enough already?

                      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
                        3 months

                        At least one to many in my opinion.

                      • RustyNova@lemmy.world
                        3 months

                        And no more than that. There’s a queue now…

                      • ryannathans@aussie.zone
                        3 months

                        Except next to pools, no one should run there

                          • Klear@quokk.auEnglish
                            3 months

                            Unless you have scissors. That cancels it out.

                          • Archer@lemmy.world
                            3 months

                            J2EE ffmpeg for flip phones

                            • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                              3 months

                              You mean JavaScript so that it does the same thing each time

                                • hperrin@lemmy.caEnglish
                                  3 months

                                  Not exactly the same thing, but…

                                  https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm

                                • MrKoyun@lemmy.world
                                  3 months

                                  Scratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!

                                  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
                                    3 months

                                    Python, for badassness.

                                      • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
                                        3 months

                                        I think you meant perl.

                                          • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
                                            3 months

                                            The entire system is going to be regex.

                                              • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
                                                3 months

                                                That’s the genius of it

                                              • OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                3 months

                                                Better yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn’t do their job properly!

                                            • Kairos@lemmy.today
                                              3 months

                                              Surely at least one other person knows about qemu-user

                                              • ViatorOmnium@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                3 months

                                                Lies, damn lies, and write once run anywhere™️.

                                              • Fargeol@lemmy.world
                                                3 months

                                                I hope they’re doing it with AI for faster development. Now that Claude is open source, there’s no excuse to refuse progress anymore!

                                                  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
                                                    3 months

                                                    Only Claude’s frontend leaked, not the models

                                                      • vga@sopuli.xyz
                                                        3 months

                                                        To which Anthropic answered by open sourcing the whole thing under AGPL. Didn’t you see the news?

                                                          • Victor@lemmy.world
                                                            3 months

                                                            April 1?

                                                              • vga@sopuli.xyz
                                                                3 months

                                                                Yeah! April number one!

                                                              • Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml
                                                                3 months

                                                                I don’t want AGPL. I will use claude to rewrite it and license it MIT since that’s peachy and legal now.

                                                                • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  You had me for a second

                                                                    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
                                                                      3 months

                                                                      Can’t believe people don’t link sources anymore. Anyway yeah it just happened today.

                                                                • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                  3 months

                                                                  That’s unironically what ladybird (browser engine) did

                                                                    • yessikg@fedia.io
                                                                      3 months

                                                                      Ew another reason to ignore it and wait for Servo instead

                                                                        • MrKoyun@lemmy.world
                                                                          3 months

                                                                          Why the ladybird hate?

                                                                            • yessikg@fedia.io
                                                                              3 months

                                                                              Besides the fact that they are vibe coding?

                                                                      • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                        3 months

                                                                        What did Rust do to FFmpeg to make them so mad lol

                                                                          • ripcord@lemmy.world
                                                                            3 months

                                                                            Ah, just realized what day it is

                                                                              • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
                                                                                3 months

                                                                                East Coast here, it’s not even midnight for another 4 minutes!

                                                                                  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                    The world doesnt only exist within the US timezone ;)

                                                                                      • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                        I don’t understand. I learned in school that America is the only important country in the world.

                                                                                      • eatham 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                        In the real east coast April 1St ended over an hour ago

                                                                                        • ripcord@lemmy.world
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          I am on the east coast and it had been April 1 for 14 hours when you posted this

                                                                                        • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                          But the message says it was sent on March 31st.

                                                                                            • forestbeasts@pawb.social
                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                              Timezones, probably!

                                                                                                • kubica@fedia.io
                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                  They just were so fucking fast they posted to the past.

                                                                                                • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                  A lot of April 1st posts seem to get made on March 31st and that includes from people in fairly western timezones, so I think they just get their post done the previous night, go to sleep, and let the chaos unravel.

                                                                                                    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                      I guess next year I’ll have to post a joke just after midnight. I’ll wake to find confusion and chaos.

                                                                                                      Often we are not even included on maps.

                                                                                                    • cartoon meme dog@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                      the timestamp is generally local for the reader, not the poster.

                                                                                                  • AudaciousArmadillo@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                    I guess not rust itself, but people telling them to switch to rust over and over again. They use a lot of assembly magic to get good performance, they aren’t in C land.

                                                                                                      • communism@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                        You can embed Assembly in Rust. A lot of low-level Rust projects embed Assembly.

                                                                                                          • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                            Totally, though I wouldn’t bother switching if your project is half assembly anyway. Unsafe Rust definitely has some beauty to it, but only if there is some safe Rust to embedd it into

                                                                                                            • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                              Although if you’re doing it a lot, you’ve basically removed the main advantage of using Rust.

                                                                                                              By the way, how is compilation to things other than LLVM going? I haven’t checked in a while.

                                                                                                              • three@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                Bro, just use Rust, bro.

                                                                                                                We get it, Rust can suck your dick… and more!

                                                                                                                  • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                    You can Programm microcontrollers with rust, so while rust may not be able to suck your dick directly, you can build a fully automated memory safe dick-sucking-machine with rust.

                                                                                                                      • Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                        Isn’t buttplug.io written in rust? You can literally have it suck your dick

                                                                                                                        • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                          I often joked, that if South Park made an episode about Rust, the compiler would work with a USB connected dildo, that you must suck every time you want to declare a variable instead of a constant, or go unsafe, also would feature a Cult of Java developers, that argue Java isn’t OOP, because you can just suck off the dick of the compiler in the same way, and use static functions and not have a complicated class hierarchy.

                                                                                                                        • communism@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                          I don’t see where I said any of the words you just quoted. Impressive if Rust can suck a dick I don’t have though, I’ll give them that.

                                                                                                                    • Err(()).unwrap()@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                      The person behind their twitter account is a notorious shitter.

                                                                                                                        • Owl@mander.xyz
                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                          Well

                                                                                                                          That checks out for xitter

                                                                                                                            • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                              did you know, in spain (or some regions thereof) the “x” is pronounced as sh

                                                                                                                          • subignition@fedia.io
                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day

                                                                                                                          • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                            460 replies

                                                                                                                            That's Hell you're walking into.

                                                                                                                              • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                Are rustaceans cantankerous?

                                                                                                                                  • volore@scribe.disroot.org
                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                    Does the Pope shit in the woods?

                                                                                                                                      • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                        (Yeah, AI slop from the early days when I was checking it out.)

                                                                                                                                          • volore@scribe.disroot.org
                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                            I’ll be damned.

                                                                                                                                            Now we just need to find out if the bear’s Catholic, and we’ll be set.

                                                                                                                                        • Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                          My instance went down, so I’m way too late to make this joke, but anyways:

                                                                                                                                          We’re not cantankerous, just a little …crabby. 🙃

                                                                                                                                          • Saapas@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                            It has rabid fans and rabid haters, much of it is some identity politics shit too. It’s a whole mess

                                                                                                                                          • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                            It’s over 1.1k comments already, all the rusties fuming 🤣

                                                                                                                                            • OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                              img

                                                                                                                                            • WagnasT@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                              Just make a rust fork of ffmpeg, it can be ffmpreg.

                                                                                                                                                • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                  that’s a thing https://github.com/yazaldefilimone/ffmpreg

                                                                                                                                                    • mbp@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                      The readme is far too serious for such a silly name

                                                                                                                                                        • mang0@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                          While you’re right, this holds true for e.g. ‘gimp’ and ‘git’ too.

                                                                                                                                                        • ResistingArrest@lemmy.zip
                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                          This made my fucking day… ffmpreg…

                                                                                                                                                          • serenissi@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                            thank you

                                                                                                                                                          • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                            Yes officer, this one right here.

                                                                                                                                                            • OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                              FFmpregante!

                                                                                                                                                            • Pungent Llama@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                              Rust should switch to ffmpeg!

                                                                                                                                                              • fubarx@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                Was jokingly going to suggest a WASM version. But then: https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm

                                                                                                                                                                  • kopasz7@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                    I’m only asking this half jokingly, what the fuck?

                                                                                                                                                                      • The_Decryptor@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                                        Makes it portable across architectures while also providing sandboxing.

                                                                                                                                                                        The fedi software I use (GoToSocial) runs both ffmpeg (Sorry, ffmpreg) and sqlite through WASM, also makes it easier to integrate it with Go code apparently.

                                                                                                                                                                        • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                          WASM is great :) unironically

                                                                                                                                                                          everything should switch to wasm. i’m not saying this because of arbitrarily. it’s just very well thought-through. wasm automatically provides portability, sandboxing, and integration with other languages.

                                                                                                                                                                          like, one of the things i still don’t understand is why we don’t have automatic sandboxing for every application. like, when i download and run a new game from steam, why isn’t it automatically put in a sandbox? Why does it have full read/write access to my entire disk? i don’t like that at all…

                                                                                                                                                                          Converting everything to wasm would solve that automatically, and very easily on top of that.

                                                                                                                                                                          • [object Object]@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                            3 months

                                                                                                                                                                            Reminder that Fabrice Bellard, who originally wrote FFMpeg (and QEMU), also made JSLinux, currently based on his other PC emulator TinyEMU and using WASM.

                                                                                                                                                                        • underisk@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                          Further proof that this is the shittiest holiday only celebrated by the most insufferable.

                                                                                                                                                                            • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                              Aww. I just like funny stuff.

                                                                                                                                                                                • underisk@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                  Me too, which is why I hate this fucking holiday.

                                                                                                                                                                                    • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                      Not sure I believe you, TBH.

                                                                                                                                                                                  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                    It’s so fucking dumb

                                                                                                                                                                                  • grue@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                    3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                    Huh, I guess the person who runs FFmpeg’s Xitter account must live in western Europe (UTC+1:00).

                                                                                                                                                                                    • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                      So begins the festival of fools.

                                                                                                                                                                                      • fxdave@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                                                                                        3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                        The reason I don’t use C, because I don’t hate my life.

                                                                                                                                                                                        • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                          Everyone knows that Swift is the language of the future!

                                                                                                                                                                                            • robocall@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                              I don’t know what swift is

                                                                                                                                                                                                • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Mediocre pop star.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • homes@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hey hey hey! She married that sports guy with the big dick and wrote a song about it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                      It’s Apple’s programming language, kind of intended as a successor to Objective-C.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      From what I hear, it’s actually decently designed and has quite a few similarities to Rust. Still not sure, how great it is outside of the Apple ecosystem…

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • robocall@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                          interesting. thanks for explaining. I am not an apple person in any capacity.

                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Katherine 🪴@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                      3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Pfft; rewrite it in DHTML and ActiveX.

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Visual Basic isn’t dead … it’s just resting!

                                                                                                                                                                                                        • osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org
                                                                                                                                                                                                          3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                          Is green the high vis color in Europe?

                                                                                                                                                                                                            • addie@feddit.uk
                                                                                                                                                                                                              3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                              The fluorescent green hi-vis is usually reserved for first-aiders, but there are exceptions. I was working on a site in the middle of some rapeseed fields once, and we all got issued green - anyone wearing yellow or orange was swarmed with insects in moments.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                  The neon green in Germany is usually anything.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  We have those as high vis vests for car issues.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                  But we also have yellow and orange

                                                                                                                                                                                                              • herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
                                                                                                                                                                                                                3 months

                                                                                                                                                                                                                Took me like 5 second after reading this to understand that it’s April 1st.

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