- hperrin@lemmy.caEnglish3 months
This is absolutely ridiculous. It should be migrated to Java, so it can run everywhere.
- 3 months
Scratch should be the choice, obviously. It will be so much easier to maintain! Think of all of the new contributors!
OpenStars@piefed.socialEnglish
3 monthsBetter yet: bash. If you can read the code, then someone didn’t do their job properly!
- 3 months
I hope they’re doing it with AI for faster development. Now that Claude is open source, there’s no excuse to refuse progress anymore!
- 3 months
To which Anthropic answered by open sourcing the whole thing under AGPL. Didn’t you see the news?
- 3 months
I don’t want AGPL. I will use claude to rewrite it and license it MIT since that’s peachy and legal now.
- 3 months
I don’t understand. I learned in school that America is the only important country in the world.
- 3 months
I am on the east coast and it had been April 1 for 14 hours when you posted this
- 3 months
A lot of April 1st posts seem to get made on March 31st and that includes from people in fairly western timezones, so I think they just get their post done the previous night, go to sleep, and let the chaos unravel.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
3 monthsI guess next year I’ll have to post a joke just after midnight. I’ll wake to find confusion and chaos.
Often we are not even included on maps.
cartoon meme dog@lemmy.zipEnglish
3 monthsthe timestamp is generally local for the reader, not the poster.
- 3 months
I guess not rust itself, but people telling them to switch to rust over and over again. They use a lot of assembly magic to get good performance, they aren’t in C land.
- 3 months
You can embed Assembly in Rust. A lot of low-level Rust projects embed Assembly.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.worldEnglish
3 monthsTotally, though I wouldn’t bother switching if your project is half assembly anyway. Unsafe Rust definitely has some beauty to it, but only if there is some safe Rust to embedd it into
- 3 months
Although if you’re doing it a lot, you’ve basically removed the main advantage of using Rust.
By the way, how is compilation to things other than LLVM going? I haven’t checked in a while.
- three@piefed.socialEnglish3 months
Bro, just use Rust, bro.
We get it, Rust can suck your dick… and more!
- 3 months
You can Programm microcontrollers with rust, so while rust may not be able to suck your dick directly, you can build a fully automated memory safe dick-sucking-machine with rust.
- 3 months
I often joked, that if South Park made an episode about Rust, the compiler would work with a USB connected dildo, that you must suck every time you want to declare a variable instead of a constant, or go unsafe, also would feature a Cult of Java developers, that argue Java isn’t OOP, because you can just suck off the dick of the compiler in the same way, and use static functions and not have a complicated class hierarchy.
- 3 months
I don’t see where I said any of the words you just quoted. Impressive if Rust can suck a dick I don’t have though, I’ll give them that.
did you know, in spain (or some regions thereof) the “x” is pronounced as sh
- SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zipEnglish3 months

(Yeah, AI slop from the early days when I was checking it out.)
- 3 months
I’ll be damned.
Now we just need to find out if the bear’s Catholic, and we’ll be set.
- Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish3 months
My instance went down, so I’m way too late to make this joke, but anyways:
We’re not cantankerous, just a little …crabby. 🙃
- Saapas@piefed.zipEnglish3 months
It has rabid fans and rabid haters, much of it is some identity politics shit too. It’s a whole mess
that’s a thing https://github.com/yazaldefilimone/ffmpreg
- 3 months
Was jokingly going to suggest a WASM version. But then: https://github.com/ffmpegwasm/ffmpeg.wasm
The_Decryptor@aussie.zoneEnglish
3 monthsMakes it portable across architectures while also providing sandboxing.
The fedi software I use (GoToSocial) runs both ffmpeg (Sorry, ffmpreg) and sqlite through WASM, also makes it easier to integrate it with Go code apparently.
WASM is great :) unironically
everything should switch to wasm. i’m not saying this because of arbitrarily. it’s just very well thought-through. wasm automatically provides portability, sandboxing, and integration with other languages.
like, one of the things i still don’t understand is why we don’t have automatic sandboxing for every application. like, when i download and run a new game from steam, why isn’t it automatically put in a sandbox? Why does it have full read/write access to my entire disk? i don’t like that at all…
Converting everything to wasm would solve that automatically, and very easily on top of that.
- 3 months
Reminder that Fabrice Bellard, who originally wrote FFMpeg (and QEMU), also made JSLinux, currently based on his other PC emulator TinyEMU and using WASM.
- 3 months
Further proof that this is the shittiest holiday only celebrated by the most insufferable.
- 3 months
Huh, I guess the person who runs FFmpeg’s Xitter account must live in western Europe (UTC+1:00).
- homes@piefed.worldEnglish3 months
Hey hey hey! She married that sports guy with the big dick and wrote a song about it!
- Ephera@lemmy.mlEnglish3 months
It’s Apple’s programming language, kind of intended as a successor to Objective-C.
From what I hear, it’s actually decently designed and has quite a few similarities to Rust. Still not sure, how great it is outside of the Apple ecosystem…
- 3 months
interesting. thanks for explaining. I am not an apple person in any capacity.
- 3 months
The fluorescent green hi-vis is usually reserved for first-aiders, but there are exceptions. I was working on a site in the middle of some rapeseed fields once, and we all got issued green - anyone wearing yellow or orange was swarmed with insects in moments.
- 3 months
The neon green in Germany is usually anything.
We have those as high vis vests for car issues.
But we also have yellow and orange
- 3 months
Took me like 5 second after reading this to understand that it’s April 1st.
































