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Programmer Humor@programming.devbynot_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
5 months

ed posting

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https://bsd.network/@ed1conf/116001607814914844

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    • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zipEnglish
      5 months

      What about nano? Is it OK to choose a safe middle ground? I mean with ed I could just as well use butterflies.

      BTW, notepad++ is popular on Windows. That’s the sort of software what gets hijacked.

        • ViatorOmnium@piefed.socialEnglish
          5 months

          Vim and Emacs are popular in ultra critical environments, and as far as we know they aren’t compromised by any intelligence agency.

            • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zipEnglish
              5 months

              but I like nano!

                • ViatorOmnium@piefed.socialEnglish
                  5 months

                  nano likes you too. But real h4x0rs use vim. Or emacs if they have 40 fingers.

                    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                      5 months

                      nano good for idiot. me stupid. me nano for edit config file. nano not scary to leave, nano tell you exactly how!

                        • ITGuyLevi@programming.dev
                          5 months

                          Thank you for not only the laughter this morning but also for perfectly explaining why I always go for nano.

                            • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
                              5 months

                              you nice to me. me thank.

                            • ExperimentalGuy@programming.dev
                              5 months

                              You know, I know the command to leave is written every time emacs is opened, but it confuses me every time.

                            • hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org
                              5 months

                              im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

                                • pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip
                                  5 months

                                  im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

                                  Yes. They call it “Evil Mode”.

                                    • hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org
                                      5 months

                                      lol, but evil is vim keybinds. i was thinking of something more like morse code with one key

                                    • ViatorOmnium@piefed.socialEnglish
                                      5 months

                                      I’m pretty sure someone already did a Morse IME that could be used for that.

                                    • tomenzgg@midwest.socialEnglish
                                      5 months

                                      I have – were I more artistically talented – often wanted to create graphics and stickers for Emacs utilizing the noble octopus.

                                      • psud@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                        5 months

                                        You operate better in Emacs if you touch type, but you should learn to touch type if you work in an editor a lot

                                        You rarely need to hold more than crtl, shift and a character, and you have ctrl and shift both sides of the keyboard so it’s easy

                                        Meta is toggled in the default configuration tap it then do whatever key combinations.

                                        Ctrl+g cancels partly complete commands

                                          • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
                                            4 months

                                            I dunno now I’m intrigued to check out emacs. Somehow I learned all the complex finger-ballet to operate Blender mostly by keyboard shortcuts as intended, so maybe that’ll soften the learning curve? :D

                                        • zloubida@sh.itjust.works
                                          5 months

                                          nano’s great

                                          • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
                                            5 months

                                            I used to like nano too. Then I found micro.

                                              • NoPanko@feddit.uk
                                                5 months

                                                Yeah micro is my go to these days when i just want a terminal editor that does require me to learn a whole new system for something I’ve been doing most of my life

                                                • prof_tincoa@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
                                                  5 months

                                                  Well just wait until you find out about mili then 🙏

                                            • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
                                              5 months

                                              I love nano, if only because nano means child in my language, and as slang it’s more or less equivalent to “bro”

                                              Bro, please I need to edit my docker compose.

                                              I know it’s only funny for me. That’s enough

                                                • craftrabbit@lemmy.zip
                                                  5 months

                                                  What’s the language?

                                                    • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
                                                      5 months

                                                      Valencian

                                                      https://diccionari.llenguavalenciana.com/general/consulta/nano

                                                  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                    5 months

                                                    depends,
                                                    do you want to edit the textfile, or nanodit it?

                                                      • DahGangalang@infosec.pub
                                                        5 months

                                                        I actually prefer to microdit.

                                                          • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
                                                            5 months

                                                            I spend several hours cursing the creators of Golang for making their language so annoying to compile on anything but the most common architectures.

                                                            Then I realised I could compile micro-2.14 with gcc-go…

                                                      • LiveLM@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                        5 months

                                                        Everybody gangsta til XZ Utils gets an update

                                                        • CallMeAl (like Alan)@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                          5 months

                                                          altr the only book i own on text editing

                                                            • marzhall@lemmy.world
                                                              5 months

                                                              Great book, I still occasionally use its “glass teletypes” when referring to screens

                                                            • Ethan@programming.devEnglish
                                                              5 months

                                                              Upstream infrastructure was compromised. Implying it’s a fault with Notepad++ fault is disingenuous. What OSS maintainer is going to think, “I need to pick a hosting provider that’s not going to get hacked by the Chinese government”? Unless your favorite editor is being hosted on infrastructure hardened against state level hackers, it’s not any better.

                                                                • Cort@lemmy.world
                                                                  5 months

                                                                  Did you not read the part about n++ not changing/rotating credentials? I think there’s enough blame to go around.

                                                                    • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
                                                                      5 months

                                                                      They also weren’t doing any kind of SSL verification for the download request, nor were they doing any kind of hash verification or signing. The former would have prevented a redirect attack in the first place, and the latter would have prevented downloaded files from being modified or swapped out.

                                                                      • Ethan@programming.devEnglish
                                                                        5 months

                                                                        I did not because the only part I actually cared about was the bullshit clickbait title.

                                                                          • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                            5 months

                                                                            outstanding

                                                                      • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
                                                                        5 months

                                                                        Would anybody be around to notice if it was?

                                                                          • da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org
                                                                            5 months

                                                                            Believe it or not, but ed (or in Addition sed) gets used quite a lot when editing files or strings in bash scripts.

                                                                              • rbos@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                5 months

                                                                                I’ve used a lot of sed but never ed. Should skim the man page at sone point.

                                                                                  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                    5 months

                                                                                    here is a nice little video about ed that made me want to try it, it’s a very good creator in general https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoyNMFccbow

                                                                                      • rbos@lemmy.caEnglish
                                                                                        5 months

                                                                                        Watched it. Good recommendation.

                                                                                • teft@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                  5 months

                                                                                  vim is all i need and is all i’ll ever need.

                                                                                    • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
                                                                                      5 months

                                                                                      Emacs* is bloatware

                                                                                      Vims just bloat on ed

                                                                                      ed is the only answer.

                                                                                      Our true salvation

                                                                                      *being an acronym for “Eight Megabytes And Currently Swapping”

                                                                                        • psud@aussie.zoneEnglish
                                                                                          5 months

                                                                                          You can’t spare 8 meg? I have games that want 8 gig

                                                                                            • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
                                                                                              5 months

                                                                                              I have 16 Megs of RAM. I’m not going to waste 50% of it on a damn text editor.

                                                                                          • CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                            5 months

                                                                                            But what if you don’t get it?

                                                                                            Ed. /s

                                                                                            (Except actually I guess that could happen)

                                                                                            • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                              5 months

                                                                                              vim is for people who want to see the file they are editing

                                                                                            • nocteb@feddit.org
                                                                                              5 months

                                                                                              ed is the standard text editor https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html

                                                                                                • tomenzgg@midwest.socialEnglish
                                                                                                  5 months

                                                                                                  When I use an editor, I don’t want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren’t even WORDS!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

                                                                                                    • trolololol@lemmy.world
                                                                                                      5 months

                                                                                                      Here’s Ed for you

                                                                                                        • toynbee@lemmy.world
                                                                                                          5 months

                                                                                                          No, this is Patrick Ed.

                                                                                                          Matthew McConaughey as Ed in EdTV

                                                                                                    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                      5 months

                                                                                                      eMacs wasn’t compromised!

                                                                                                        • sping@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                                                                          5 months

                                                                                                          I f’ing love emacs, but don’t get cocky. It’s a security disaster.

                                                                                                          Well, if you use any packages fetched from the net anyway.

                                                                                                            • marcos@lemmy.world
                                                                                                              5 months

                                                                                                              All of our modern infrastructure is.

                                                                                                                • sping@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                                                                                  5 months

                                                                                                                  Fair point

                                                                                                                • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
                                                                                                                  5 months

                                                                                                                  I was being like 99% facetious and the 1% serious has more to do with how eMacs updates are distributed as compared to Notepad++. To your point, any non-vetted packages would be a huge source of risk, and even vetted packages should be monitored.

                                                                                                              • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                                                5 months

                                                                                                                me reading this title and being transported to LiveJournal in 2005

                                                                                                                • probablymissing@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                  5 months

                                                                                                                  editors are bloat, manually flip the bits you want with your HANDS like a REAL programmer

                                                                                                                    • bruhduh@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      5 months

                                                                                                                      Relevant xckd

                                                                                                                    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                      5 months

                                                                                                                      ?

                                                                                                                        • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                                                                                          5 months

                                                                                                                          ?

                                                                                                                            • REDACTED@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                                                              5 months

                                                                                                                              ¿

                                                                                                                          • REDACTED@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                                                            5 months

                                                                                                                            Correct me if I’m wrong, but initial news about it serving malicious updates were false. You never got anything malicious thru updates, neither was the exe file/installer tampered with. The worst they actually did was redirect you to a fake site when pressing download, where the malicious file was distributed. GitHub and signed versions were never affected. What’s also interesting is that the attacker selectively redirected people, not all of them. I always installed n++ using Ninite, so I’m in the clear.

                                                                                                                            The whole thing seems blown out of proportions. The amount of affected people is likely very small.

                                                                                                                            • meow@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                              4 months

                                                                                                                              Visual editor?

                                                                                                                                • mkwt@lemmy.world
                                                                                                                                  4 months

                                                                                                                                  Not even. ed is The Standard Editor.

                                                                                                                                    • meow@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                                                      4 months

                                                                                                                                      Standard editor for what?

                                                                                                                                      On every 386BSD distro Vi(or VIshual editor) is the standard

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