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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social
7 months

Nice weather we're having

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    • joelfromaus@aussie.zoneEnglish
      7 months

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
          7 months

          Those public bidets are absolutely fantastic.

            • Rooster326@programming.dev
              7 months

              Absolutely breathtaking*

              • BanMe@lemmy.world
                7 months

                Careful with them hottub jets, all I’m sayin

              • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
                7 months

                It’s nice of cities to put them in every park

                  • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
                    7 months

                    Apparently you can only use them once though

                • spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish
                  7 months

                  if a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”

                    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                      7 months

                      *puts on ski mask*
                      ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY

                        • Klear@quokk.auEnglish
                          7 months

                          ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!

                            • IronBird@lemmy.world
                              7 months

                              milkshakes are like 10$'s now

                                • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vipEnglish
                                  7 months

                                  i met a dog last week that showed me how to die

                                    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                      7 months

                                      *comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*

                                  • nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    7 months

                                    *pumpiserlou starts playing*

                                  • Hupf@feddit.org
                                    7 months

                                    I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

                                  • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
                                    7 months

                                    The dystopia calls for the payment failing due to…

                                      • spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                        7 months

                                        i bought too many board games

                                          • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
                                            7 months

                                            I was not expecting that, but I am respecting that

                                      • CubitOom@infosec.pubEnglish
                                        7 months

                                        Could you share your Emacs config?

                                          • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                                            7 months

                                            *Girl-chan blushes*

                                            "I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "

                                            *Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*

                                            “Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”

                                              • verdare@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                7 months

                                                The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.

                                              • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
                                                7 months

                                                Emacs? I don’t think this is going to work out…

                                                • Dicska@lemmy.world
                                                  7 months

                                                  I sent you my desktop layout, please respond

                                                  • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                    7 months

                                                    Oh yeah, it’s right up my ass I MEAN APPARTMENT!!!

                                                  • Lena@gregtech.euEnglish
                                                    7 months

                                                    I, for one, appreciate people nerding out

                                                      • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
                                                        7 months

                                                        I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it’s been awhile since I’ve been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.

                                                      • goatinspace@feddit.org
                                                        7 months

                                                        What’s your monitor aspect ratio?

                                                          • Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk
                                                            7 months

                                                            I mean, it’s pretty big, but not too big, you know?

                                                            • ByteOnBikes@discuss.online
                                                              7 months

                                                              Omg you just can’t ask them their monitor aspect ratio… Not without foreplay.

                                                                • Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                  7 months

                                                                  Tetris, Quake or what?

                                                                  Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict…

                                                              • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
                                                                7 months

                                                                Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.

                                                                  • toynbee@lemmy.world
                                                                    7 months

                                                                    And she seems into it.

                                                                  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
                                                                    7 months

                                                                    She looks fuckin into it tbf

                                                                      • TachyonTele@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                        7 months

                                                                        Shes laughing, let’s goooo

                                                                      • sparkles@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                        7 months

                                                                        This would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.

                                                                          • MrShankles@reddthat.com
                                                                            7 months

                                                                            Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

                                                                              • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                7 months

                                                                                If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently

                                                                                • sparkles@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                  7 months

                                                                                  Maybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529

                                                                                  Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.

                                                                                    • MrShankles@reddthat.com
                                                                                      7 months

                                                                                      What’s too wiggly?

                                                                                        • sparkles@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                                                          7 months

                                                                                          The pasta. Especially when it’s layered. Ick.

                                                                                  • Björn@swg-empire.de
                                                                                    7 months

                                                                                    I mean, the One will certainly engage with that.

                                                                                    • segfault satan@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                                                      7 months

                                                                                      can i pentest your honeypot?

                                                                                      • Goldholz @lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                                                                        7 months

                                                                                        That and trauma bonding is how i got my boyfriend

                                                                                        • darthinvidious@lemmy.world
                                                                                          7 months

                                                                                          Idk why but I thought the blue shirt wasn’t wearing pants. lol

                                                                                            • yopyop@sh.itjust.works
                                                                                              7 months

                                                                                              Canot unsee now.

                                                                                            • tino@lemmy.world
                                                                                              7 months

                                                                                              I said that to my wife. Does it count as flirting?

                                                                                              • Uri@infosec.pubEnglish
                                                                                                7 months

                                                                                                I did the same today on bus 🙃

                                                                                                • Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                                                  7 months

                                                                                                  Imagine, there are women in tech 👩‍💻

                                                                                                  (Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female…)

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