spicy pancake@lemmy.zipEnglish
7 monthsif a woman used this line on me my response would be “wait here a few minutes i need to pop into the nearest jewelry store”
tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
7 months*puts on ski mask*
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY- Klear@quokk.auEnglish7 months
ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE I’M GONNA EXECUTE EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF YOU!
tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
7 months*comes back to woman with the French crown jewels, a milkshake, and a suspiciously living dog*
tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
7 months*Girl-chan blushes*
"I didn’t know you were an FSF purist, Boy-san. Show me the config you have so painstakingly put together… "
*Boy-san smiles warmly. This is it, this is true love.*
“Oh spacemacs. Oh okay. Actually I think I have a headache, and need to leave. Don’t call me.”
- verdare@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish7 months
The Japanese honorifics are what truly elevate this to abhorrence.
- 7 months
I went to a tech event recently and got to chat with other other tech people, and it’s been awhile since I’ve been able to do that. We nerded out talking about caching. It was great.
- 7 months
Omg you just can’t ask them their monitor aspect ratio… Not without foreplay.
Tetris, Quake or what?
Without aspect ratio knowledge all these modern titles are so hard to predict…
- 7 months
Leading with what you are into seems like a solid way to find a good.match.
sparkles@piefed.zipEnglish
7 monthsThis would have worked for me! I say give it a go, you never know. Tech was going on about the bios of my little work Lenovo that got chucked like a beyblade to me the other day, and it was pretty adorable. I guess when people are nerding out on the things they enjoy that’s pretty attractive.
- 7 months
If you happen to speak a little German, !ich_iel@feddit.org had quite a few lasagna recipes recently
sparkles@piefed.zipEnglish
7 monthsMaybe. Try this! https://gprivate.com/6j529
Personally idk I find it too wiggly looking.
- 7 months
Imagine, there are women in tech 👩💻
(Guessing from meme that it is about male flirting female…)
















