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Programmer Humor@programming.devbyHofmaimaier@feddit.org
9 months

It's running, don't change it!

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    • hard_zero1@discuss.tchncs.de
      9 months

      So basically your code is more functional and has larger throughput, while using resources more efficiently? Great, no need for the superfluous copied part!

        • danc4498@lemmy.worldEnglish
          9 months

          Requirements: Build a boat.

            • lemmyng@lemmy.caEnglish
              9 months

              Add some pontoons and call it a day.

                • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.socialEnglish
                  9 months

                  adds them to the bottom, flips immediately

                    • Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml
                      9 months

                      Add bigger pontoons.

                      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                        9 months

                        Move the call.

                    • ddh@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                      9 months

                      You have to build it first, so that the customer can say “Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don’t know what that’s called though.”

                      • 87Six@lemmy.zip
                        9 months

                        “Ah shit i forgor” *seals up the whole bus so it doesn’t leak and floats" there, perfect!

                          • anomnom@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                            9 months

                            I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.

                        • Ajen@sh.itjust.works
                          9 months

                          Very high latency, though. Great for some use cases, useless for others.

                        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
                          9 months

                          “Sleek and stylish front end with a reliable, strong and stable back end”

                            • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                              9 months

                              Perfectly describes my body.

                            • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
                              9 months

                              Now throw away the copied part.

                                • Hofmaimaier@feddit.org
                                  9 months

                                  I won’t touch it!

                                    • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
                                      9 months

                                      I dare you! You got version control and good unit test coverage after all, no? ;)

                                        • Hofmaimaier@feddit.org
                                          9 months

                                    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
                                      9 months

                                      The front is pretty but useless
                                      The back is functional, flexible and customizable.

                                        • Owl@mander.xyz
                                          9 months

                                          But the client asked for this:

                                            • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
                                              9 months

                                              No, they didn’t. They probably wanted this but described a bus with a fancy nose. Didn’t mention capability of flying either.

                                          • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
                                            9 months

                                            You made it more scalable? Good work

                                            • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
                                              9 months

                                              the part I stole from stackoverflow and the part I stole from reddit:

                                              • segfault satan@lemmy.sdf.org
                                                9 months

                                                the more fancy your code looks, the more shitty it becomes

                                                  • Hofmaimaier@feddit.org
                                                    9 months

                                                    So shitty is fancy, right?

                                                    Right?

                                                  • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
                                                    9 months

                                                    Chef’s kiss

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