Asked for a comment reddit said lol, adding lmao.

I am actually using the federated outhouse now, but still like to keep up to date with the sufferings of people who are so used to the bucket they can’t let go

That’s like warning me there’s bacteria in the shitting bucket

If your friends are attempting to set rocks on fire and you comment “pale stine” in hreddit

It needs more crap, but it’s less of a shitty experience

How and why the fuck is anyone still there

I’d love to, but the violin is so tiny its bow fell between the cracks in my linoleum

So, it was a skill issue

To try improving reddit nowadays would be firmly in fool me twice territory

platform enshittification

It was called Eternal September back from Usenet days when the Internet was mainly an academic thing and every September old users braced for an influx of freshmen starting new academic year and getting access to newsgroups. I was aware shit was reddit’s final form even back in 2006. I’m actually surprised the shareholders left it unmolested for so long.

we have no choice

You are working for free moderating an obviously heavily censored shithole. You have several choices, starting with deleting your account.

Soybot, my strength is waning

FUCK r/technology. FUCK Reddit. FUCK u/spez!

What year is it

In my eyes it’s been dead for a year.

I’m all for substantial and lulzy schadenfreude, but this is service notification made into a daily mail article, that’s when one starts seeming obsessed with a site one doesn’t use anymore

Given the context of reddit’s corporate policy, posssibly Double Piston Fucking

Deleted my account, but I installed a firefox extension that forces every reddit link through the old.reddit interface and it’s okay for lurking it.

Yeah, Sync is a great app but it’s basically subscription or ads+tracking for a really slick UI.

I for one love downfall drama