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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
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tourist@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•Is there an equivalent to the "Alan Smithee" pseudonym for a developer?
6 months// TODO clean this up
So it looks like they’ll hire just about anyone
What’s the end goal? Have 99% of the American work force under the DHS?
And then what?
If your borders are so tightly controlled, you’re going to turn away enough false positives that everything else will crawl to a halt.
That’s in an entirely “efficient” scenario.
You’re hiring people who are desperate for money, i.e. people who are more likely to accept bribes, which just completely undermines this whole stupid system.
It just seems to me like they’re trying to maximise both bureaucracy and immense cruelty. Am I missing something?
- 8 months
What’s the general plan of action when a company’s base region shits the bed?
Keep dormant mirrored resources in other regions?
I presumed the draw of us-east-1 was its lower cost, so if any solutions involve spending slightly more money, I’m not surprised high profile companies put all their eggs in one basket.
public static int convertRomanNumeral(String numeral) { return 4; // todo }
tourist@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•How well do you know Javascript's Date class? Post your score!
9 monthsI don’t know much about JS
I just went with whatever seems unlikely
You know a lot more about JS than what you think
Oh my god, I did some research
They’re selling emoji domains
https://xn--i-7iq.ws/is ground zeroI strongly advise against buying one. It resolves to unreadable asdfgjkl-Hdlslfjrms.tld anyway, which entirely defeats the purpose.
Give your money to a charity instead.
Or give it to me. I will spend it on cigarettes.
if you think this is bad, wait for the
.🙏🥴❤️TLDs
tourist@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit’s UK users must now prove they’re 18 to view many types of content
11 monthsIt’ll only be an issue if they host mature content or federate with other instances that do, no?
tourist@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Science proves some Reddit users just love to troll, disagree and argue
1 yearI feel bad all the time 😎
And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can’t make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.
Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript…
(He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)
I imagine there are game devs who were laid off by the studio of the game they are playing getting extra pissed.
Like, they may know why a game breaking bug is happening and how to fix it, but they can’t, because the dipshit CEO wanted another yacht.
arbitrary npm package:
- last updated 4 years ago
- sole developer legit dead and buried
- 47 dependencies
- 608 critical vulnerabilities
- condemned by the United Nations
Still has 7 million weekly downloads
tourist@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•The US government wants devs to stop using C and C++
2 yearsoh
lol
didn’t cross my mind that someone would make a CLI program in js
I mean, I’ve done it, but I am a registered dunce cap owner.
tourist@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•The US government wants devs to stop using C and C++
2 yearsMy friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.
There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.
I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don’t have any ideas of what I could use it for.
Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?
Anything else?






I love the little deliberate muscle line on the hip to accentuate the roundness of the cheeks