DreamButt

It has to be rage bait. It’s too funny not to be

At least 2

was devestated after receiving a rejection email right before my sixth round

Don’t worry tho I’ve already made a wedding ring out of sticks

That’s true of all of reddit

Imagine getting PR’s against ur projects 😿

“fixed issue”

Ngl that’s like baby levels of nasty code. The real nasty shit is the stuff with pointless abstractions and call chains that make you question your sanity. Stuff that looks like it’s only purpose was to burn the clock and show off a niche language feature. Or worse than that even is when the project you inherit has decade old dependencies that have all been forked and patched by the old team

If all I had to worry about was organization and naming I’d be over the moon

Who said it was a typo :p

Oh tiny piece of cardboard save us from the demons of fur and claw

Mine would require an impressive feet of lifting my legs above my desk

There are job postings that not only actively encourage it as part of the job description but ask that you be enthusiastic about it

I’ve gotten anywhere from 20k to 40k increases when I switch companies. If I stay I’m only getting the “standard” 2~4%

Full stack baby

The real horror is parsing an sql body as json

Trunk based: am I a joke to you

Yeah lemme just grab my squints thirteen string guitar

Small teams ftw

They mostly aren’t. They just announced they will be migrating the entire system to azure in the coming months tho