Minimum qualifications:

• master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
• 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
• Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.

The actual job

• Write an html page for our team on our website.

Managers do. Collecting status and showing who’s boss is their work.

Cruel and unusual punishment

I came here to say that. Who you know makes the other two criteria become irrelevant.

At my work they openly mention that 80% of their hires are from referrals. And I’m not talking about a little unknown company. They have more than 10,000 employees. I’m one of the 20%.

However, I only got my first job because I knew a VP at that company.