
The session data, that would have been fantastic to have in a relational, queryable, reliable and trustable format was stored as a single giant string of PHP pickled data structure in a session file associated with the users cookie id.

The session data, that would have been fantastic to have in a relational, queryable, reliable and trustable format was stored as a single giant string of PHP pickled data structure in a session file associated with the users cookie id.

XML-DOM page templates stored in a database, line by line.
So rendering a page started with:
select * from pages
where page_id = ‘index’
order by line_number asc;
Each line of XML from each record was appended into a single string. This string was then XSLT transformed to HTML, for every page load.

I guess I don’t see how tying the radio to a PoE microcontroller improves your resilience. Just changes the critical system.
Drink an activation soda to continue booting.
Why is Colbert doing security for Elvis?
80-110W
If a single person can make the system fail then the system has already failed.
Finally finish acceptance testing, get the changes deployed to production, wrap up the documentation. Job well done.
Bing. Email from vendor “we are entirely changing our API, it’s now push instead of pull”.
Fix for vendor lies.
Implemented a dual ring buffer read/write multiprocessing approach that removed locking, doubled memory requirements but massively sped up the process.
Alt-255 was the old-school method.

If time is not a consideration just batch up transcodes with your shitty hardware and nice/renice the process out of the way.
Unlabelled switches controlling lights in another room isn’t Workplace Health and Safety approved.
Lockout both rooms and log a job with maintenance.