Wireguard on a VPS and run it through port 443. That should get you through most things that don’t do TLS inspection

“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.”

I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…

It’s a race condition that doesn’t get triggered when you run the program through a debugger or with copious amounts of debug log output 💀

I doubt that a server would be an attractive target for common thieves. It’s heavy, bulky and not immediately clear how well it would resell and how valuable it actually is. So yeah… Just have plenty of other more stealable things lying around I guess 😄

Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul

Ah yes, Firebase. The Google version of leaking all your company data through a public S3 bucket

I remember when they launched and started pushing it in the Android dev community. Actually won a Google Pixel at a Firebase sponsored hackathon in my town…after that I never touched Firestore again. Using that ACL language to restrict access, you could see the massive foot gun from a mile away

STEP AWAY FROM THE WHEEL!!1!

I see your pitiful vibe coding and raise you… SPITE CODING 👿

Nah not really…most of the time I’m at least doing a light metadata check, like who’s the maintainer & main contributors, any trusted folks have starred the repo, how active is development and release frequency, search issues with “vulnerability”/“cve” see how contributors communicate on those, previous cve track record.

With real code audits… I could only ever be using a handful of programs, let alone the thought of me fully auditing the whole linux kernel before I trust it 😄

Focusing on “mission critical” apps feels pretty useless imho, because it doesn’t really matter which of the thousands of programs on your system executes malicious code, no? Like sure, the app you use for handling super sensitive data might be secure and audited…then you get fucked by some obscure compression library silently loaded by a bunch of your programs.

Truly mind boggling to see how very little a site that once called itself “The Frontpage of the Internet”, seems to understand the internet