Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I want to self host instead, but then there’s always the “what if a tornado hits my house and I lose my life’s work?” fear that keeps me using GitHub…

Edit: thanks for the suggestions, I’ll look into them!

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I’m an expert in.

Once I get some extra money to fuck around with my computers, everything is becoming foss. Fuck Microsoft.

That’s what’s called a fig newton.

var context = getContext();

Seriously. If Elon shut down Tesla tomorrow all these engineers would be building electric cars at other companies.

waves magic wand computer science!

Singletons:

Me: O_O;

Pfft, writing a program that collects user input and displays it is just trite. I’m going to skip straight to building an MMO.

When I was a kid Lego mindstorm was the shit but I don’t know if Lego even sells that anymore. But my advice is find some robot kit with a building block scripting language.

Alternatively download unreal engine 4, learn how to use blueprints and show them how to make simple games, as that is another “building block” scripting language.

Edit: oh, not “from scratch”, “using Scratch” haha oops. My bad.

It’s a good thing I’m a hobbyist so that I can avoi- hmm, now that I think about it this feature could be really cool and shouldn’t take too long to implement…

Also because if you are dealing with a double, then you’re probably dealing with multiple, or doing math that may produce a double. So returning a double just saves some effort.