QA passed boss. All KPIs are green lights. The customer will be thrilled boss.
(Manager hasn’t been here long enough to recognize the sarcasm through the calm voice and dead eyes of the QA lead)
It’s a non-mutual friendship, though.
Please don’t make me tap the Gang of Four’s Design Patterns book
What a coincidence! I’m a vibe coder cleanup specialist. I clean up after their brains explode from receiving too much vibration from the computer waves (or something, I don’t know how it works exactly. I’m just here with my little sponge)
What about a process? File gone wild?
OOP is a literal commie. A moderate would have moved to the more balanced, absolutely not fascistoid, truth social.
Sorry I was being woke. Thank you very much for defending freedom of speech by DELETED
Mussolini at the end of his career
Hehe. Why is that phrasing so funny?
What about Hitler losing his job?
Time to plan a 3-day workshop with yourself at the pub to get it together
Wow this job has massive amounts of unnecessary stress, I wonder what the cause can be.
The cause is me, 6 months ago.
(Written for comedic purposes only. Managers are my single source of stress)
I work for the Atlantic and Pacific Telegraph Company, and I think I talk for everyone when I say: yes, why not
If one single line of code can make you lose $60M, surely you’ll ensure due review processes and independent QA and clear requirements and regular audits and a middle management not only doing KPI monitoring for a failing upper management. Right? Rrrright?
True! I’ve got rid of my monitor a long time ago, who needs one? gshshhshshshhshbsbbs
Everyone on any Linux thread ever: you are a moron, obviously and you’re doing it wrong. Why don’t you install another distro, or better yet: modify and recompile your distro to match your desired experience, the code is open source ffs! What do you need? 4 years of work maybe? Come on.
Yes, but this is the default on many distros, so for once the end user is not to blame
Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!
Next you’ll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!