Writing mods and server plugins for counter strike 1.6 is what got me into it.
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- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•What got you into coding ? (aside from money)3 years
Fox Television Studios not cancelling a show right as it starts to get good challenge.
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I jokingly suggested a similar crusade against sprints, because the nature of my team’s work isn’t prohibitively time-boxed either.
Wasn’t expecting the people sitting on that zoom call with the power and influence to make such a change to actually agree
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
3 yearsThanks for that!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
3 yearsDunno, but I would like to know more about your lamp
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Monitor Alignment Alignment Chart
3 yearsChaotic neutral on my work desk, lawful good on the gaming desk. Priorities.
That’s not a hot take. That’s a damned gospel and I am singing baritone.
- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•Which conditions would make reject or quit your job?3 years
Rejected an offer because the work spaces for developers were even worse than open plan.
I am incredibly curious to learn more
- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•Day in the Life: Senior Dev Edition3 years
“I’m in this post and I don’t like it”
- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•Programming audiobook recommendations?3 years
I recently re-read the book and had a similarly traumatic episode from all the managers over my career that read the book and somehow took the wrong lessons from the dysfunction portrayed.
- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•You don't hate JIRA, you hate your manager - Derek Jarvis' Blog3 years
Jira itself is just systematic negging. Change my mind.
(Ok I’m being kinda sarcastic here but not by a lot)
- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•You don't hate JIRA, you hate your manager - Derek Jarvis' Blog3 years
The other common problem is a non-Manager - a “manager” who doesn’t talk to you and doesn’t know much about what you’re working on. They just want to check a dashboard, see all green lights, report to their managers that the light is green, and collect their pay check.
I know this person. They were a manager. They were my last manager. Thank the compiler I got moved to a different team when the org realized said manager had no idea what they were doing, shuffled some seats around and removed this manager from the company.
None of your objections so far have come close to resembling good faith rebuttals. Or even good ones.
We have eyes, we’ve read the tweet, we (I would hope) know what invoking
rm -rf /does. Presumably the context alone there and reading the room here should be enough to clue one in why one would find it specifically cringeworthy (even if I would probably use a tamer way to describe it-personally), and why perhaps one would in the exact same vein just find things funny for different reasons, or just find different things funny altogether. How is it hypocritical to acknowledge the humor in a joke while pointing out that the same joke carries an uncomfortable truth to it? Sometimes those are the best jokes (best of course being subjective)Of course, I got the joke straight away and merely chuckled. Not necessarily my brand of humor, but hey, you buy the premise, you’ve bought the bit.
- computertoucher5000@programming.devtoProgramming@programming.dev•What do you think would be an actually good use of blockchain/smart contracts? What kind of problems (big or small) is it a good tool for?3 years
A good while back I read a paper, blog post…I read something somewhere a while back that laid out an interesting use case involving vehicular service records for fleet vehicles. And I know exactly about as much about blockchain then, as I do now, but I did spend some time in fleet logistics for a large scale service company with about 20+ field vans and at the time, the notion seemed compelling and interesting on the face of it.
After a very brief google, it seems the topic has been widely written about but nothing in depth compared to the piece I read all those years ago (which felt more like a full on white-paper). Looking around and will edit the comment if I find it so the people in the room who are smarter than I am can weigh in.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Until there's a community for Enterprise Networking you have to suffer my meme.
3 yearsI hate that when I want to automate something thats super easy in the GUI and it takes AGES because there is no equivalent to what I’m doing in the GUI
glares angrily at Azure CLI
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•All programmer humor memesEnglish
3 yearsI got your next drink.
I think where you messed up is trying to date other CS majors. True love comes from dating the Comparative Lit majors. And when that doesn’t work, accounting.
Coincidentally also works for career changes.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•All programmer humor memesEnglish
3 yearsStaring down the long barrel of this right now.
But don’t worry it’s just an MVP 🙄
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I’ll take the paycheck.

https://selectstarsql.com/ is one I point folks to quite often