One hundred billion dollars worth of GPUs (and all the RAM they can hoard) hard at work, ladies and gentlemen. Of course Slopya Nadella needs more data centers.

Same. I had to disclose every single investment and bank account, payment apps, and loan for myself, my wife, and any dependents like children or aging parents. All to avoid even a possibility of something looking like a conflict of interest. In the meantime the fucking president of the country can hawk meme coins, and pardon actual convicted fraudsters. I asked about that on one of those zoom calls, but was ignored for some reason.

Work makes you use your own computer?

This guy phones!

700,000 photos of the wreck, and yet no answer to the most important question. Was there enough room on that board for Jack?

In other news, Russia imposes 67 quintillion bitcoin fine on every country not sucking Putin’s dick.

This broke me. 🤣

Recursion!

Itanium jokes are never going to be not funny!

Chaotic evil is “makes you create a ticket, doesn’t work on it, and then blames the ticket for the downtime to the CEO.”

Glorified autocomplete. That, and Clippy.

He goes by Robert D. Tables now.

Recently finished my very first play through of all 3 Mass Effect (Legendary Edition) games. Started Mass Effect: Andromeda, but for some reason it triggers horrible motion sickness after 30 minutes of playing. As in, “I need to have a barf bucket nearly, and then lie down for the rest of the day” kind of bad.

Two software developers walk into a bar…

Still a better chance of success than an in-place upgrade of Win 10 to Win 11.

I’m off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It’s wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

The party of “Just Fucking Die Already” has your best interests in mind.

ant-poison and glue sandwiches

Stealing Subway’s recipes? That’s going too far!

You gotta have no brains.

Wait, that’s a requirement for twitch streaming?