Did you sign up with a “.edu” email address? Is your university in the list of supported countries?

Oh boy, do I have bad news about 90% of the internet for you…

Thank you for the write ups, I especially enjoyed your “onions” on the software reviewed!

Also manually verify your access tokens, even with PATs their interface is really janky and some repos might have weird permissions.

People were close, but what you actually want is OpenCanary. It fakes SSH and Samba services and can be configured to alert you when triggered.