I swear this is how my new team writes all their enterprise code
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Or use Flexbox
But your solution works as well for simple cases
Same with people who complain endlessly about JS/TS letting you add a string to an object. I work with this shit daily, these are literally the least of my problems.
I’m pretty sure I’ve had to debug errors like that
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
7 monthsUnfortunately, it results in a dependency tree that resembles the tangled power lines in Bangladesh. Especially when half the code base is written by new devs using GAI and there isn’t a design doc in sight
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
7 monthsI got forcefully moved onto another team at work. They use Observables to replace signals, change detection, local storage, and even function calls. Every single component is a tangled mess of Observables and rxjs. Our hotlist has over 300 bugs, and the app is like 6 months old.
I’ve been looking for a new team
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ancient IBM wisdom (from 1979) that the bosses just straight up promptly forgot
8 monthsSo when is Musk getting held accountable for making a literal US funded Nazi waifu bot
There is technically a rule that allows for 's, and acronyms are one of the possible uses
I will gladly take up one of these jobs as long as they allow me to trash all generated code and just rewrite it from scratch. It’ll be faster than any sort of cleanup.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Yeah third party thinker just use your brain duh
10 monthsAgreed, I 100% prefer to parse through documentation than stack overflow
I beg to differ, I’m a corporate slave on a 13" laptop
As a FE focused eng with too much industry experience, I refuse to touch any UI that was generated by AI. That sounds like a nightmare. Hell, I refuse to touch any UI that was generated by fucking DreamWeaver.
One of the hardest challenges in large scale UIs is keeping everything organized and modular. It’s way too easy to write event dependent spaghetti code.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I wonder if this was made by AI or a shit programmer
11 monthsNo, it must be JavaScript that is the problem
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So am I, and I still prefer CLI for everything
Google’s Instagram keeps seriously advertising “vibe coded projects”
Also about how JavaScript is stupid because it didn’t stop them from subtracting a user date input value from an empty object (which caused them to break their website (also what’s TypeScript?))
The number of new devs who complain about having to write a unit test is too damn high
Don’t get me started on Medium and Large tests
Edit: see below for examples
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Vibe Coders might be serious, but I cannot take them seriously, especially when they say "It is a must-have skill".
1 yearThe only people saying that are pedants who maybe passed a python crash course. In industry no one gives a shit.
Edit: except that engineer is a protected term in some countries



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