Thanks. Thought it was Steve wozniak

Who is the guy in the top left?

In the first half I was thinking there’s no way this would actually be said by anyone in a company, how could this even make sense, then you got me in the last line, thst would actually be said by someone in a company.

Include or is the funniest answers when possible. I do it all the time to confuse neurotypicals.

You have 3 wishes.

First wish: I wish my last wish would count as me consuming two wishes. Second wish: I wish to have 0 wishes remaining.

First wish puts you down one wish, so ending at 2. Second wish removes one wish, so at one, then wish happens putting you at 0,

then because this second wish now becomes your last, as you have 0 remaining, the first wish then takes effect and consumes another wish, putting you to - 1 and overflowing.

Getting all that dopamine of a theoretical finished product, so you have no motivation to actually build the product. /cries in ADHD

Fired for not writing the quota number of lines even junior devs manage to hit.