My boss gave me a RTO, so I retired. Union Yes, Baby!

bah-DOOMP-chah!

But the Dow.

It’s Oracle. They have attractive little salesgirls who target faculty, telling them they can have this “awesome” website without techies. What they don’t tell them is, any new feature has to be done by them, and it costs. With Drupal, someone asks me for a feature, I can set it up for them in a few days.

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don’t envy the person who will take over from me.

And they fuckin’ permabanned me for using the expression “kick rocks?” What the living purple FUCK?