When he asks to see their code, they send him a single file.

Agreed, for any non-trivial bug I just start dumping text into a word file to track what I’m doing. Like: error messages, values of variables at key places, libraries used, URLs of documentation and background reading and stackoverflow pages looked at, test fixes and their effects, etc. Then if someone asks me wtf I’ve been doing all day I can easily show them. Also, if I have the same problem a couple months later I can remind myself.

Fails to consider the case in which the 2-year-old sister is now male.

You’re hired.

OMG I did the same thing too… but the funny/sad thing was that I started doing those “typical reddit” comments that weren’t really insightful but got lots of upvotes. Then when I came here to Lemmy I had to stop myself from making those kinds of comments.

Hey, unironically you should try one of those private social networks where it’s all just AI bots and you’re the only human. I mean, I hope you stay here too but it might help you to have a place where you can say things without human judgment but you still get some kind of feedback.

“Gee Elon, I sure am sorry for that! I’ll get it taken down right away! Those darn Snoos sometimes get a little crazy… By the way, you think next time you and Zuck and Bezos get together you could give me a call? Hello? … Hello? Awwww…” -Spez, probably

ikr I don’t think spez “bent the knee” so much as he was probably pestering Elon night and day asking how he could help.

If you’re still there, advertise us!

Pick an instance without “lemmy” in the name. Say something like: “Want to check out the fediverse? Go to discuss.online!”