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Cake day: February 28th, 2025
  • I still remember how much of a game changer it was when they had that glass of milk poured in Shrek.

    I have also since accepted that “flowy” textures are really hard and that’s the reason every character in every video game ever sleeps without a blanket or a duvet. It always annoy me, even though I understand that having a separate object move with the character is fucked. I get it. Completely. But my brain still goes: how are any of these characters healthy enough to go running around town when they should have severe pneumonia by now???

  • Thank you, my hero! 😚

    Wikipedia would have me believe that these meat drilling, bloodsucking mistakes of nature actually pollinate when they aren’t in the process of ruining the lives of warm blooded creatures so now I feel a tiny bit bad, but still. So many other bugs can take over their jobs and manage to lay eggs without feeling the need to turn someone’s skin into Swiss cheese.

  • Clegs can go extinct and no one will cry about it. Fuck clegs. I will take mosquitos and wasps any day over clegs.

    Not only are they the insect version of a bad day they were also adorned the worst color scheme in nature: gray and poop brown. They have nothing going for them. Delete.