Gordon Calhoun
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- Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Found this on reddit before it got deleted! Spread the word to your friends before it's too late!
1 yearAbsolutely absurd. Bedbugs have standards. They wouldn’t be caught dead in those nasty deathtraps.
Obviously those were microspybots masquerading as bedbugs trying to feed off the electromagnetic fields broadcast by the occupants’ nervous system in a sloppy attempt to harvest data for the impending compulsory Neuralink takeover.
- Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Apparently Mods are being given automated instructions to "check for violence" for any comments that contain the word "Luigi". Subreddit drama discussed
1 yearEasier to conquer a disconnected, uncoordinated, and gagged enemy unable to rally a force united by common messaging and calls to action.
- Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Apparently Mods are being given automated instructions to "check for violence" for any comments that contain the word "Luigi". Subreddit drama discussed
1 yearThe multitude of passionately, and casually, expressed desires and fantasies unleashed by the event that transpired at 1335 6th Ave on Dec 4, 2024 are symptoms of a socioeconomic illness in sore need of meaningful treatment toward a cure.
No one living a healthy life in a supportive society actually wants violence to occur.
- Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Therewasanattempt to remove the doge employees email list.
1 yearAh, gotcha. I picked up a reddit permaban for mentioning in a comment that someone else in another sub had found the initial 4 DOGE kiddos’ phone numbers and parents’ addresses by viewing their public social media profiles and GitHubs. Played with the idea of sending each of them No Thank You cards in the mail, but the permaban made me hesitant to dish out more mischief.
- Gordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Therewasanattempt to remove the doge employees email list.
1 yearGenuinely curious how knowing personal emails would be useful as opposed to the work emails. I’m not even sure how knowing the work emails is useful, but I’m always eager to be educated.

Unapologetic enshittification is how the second quarter of this century will begrudgingly be remembered.