Haha this is also something that comes with only experience. I’ve talked clients, and friends, off the feature ledge often.

Framework after framework after microservice after microservice

Well I’m triggered

Depends who’s coding what. Since fullstack, ick, is the norm, backend coders forced to do frontend is the case that you’ve described. Frontend coders forced to do backend is the case in the comic.

New grads, with 5 years experience, welcome to apply.

I’ve always pronounced it “not-Apache”

You are hereby remanded to upgrade a legacy Java 1 system, written by interns, to Java 8. May God have mercy on your soul.