Surely you mean a secure SSH shell…

I have a .us domain, I don’t even remember what I pay, I only do it every 6 years, it’s so cheap…

My IP goes up to 11.

Reinventing the wheel leads to a profound understanding of why wheels are round.

When I am shopping for a new TV or something that needs a bit of research, I have no problem being sold to.

I have a problem with it- if I’m shopping, I want to know the technical differences between stuff, all advertising tells you is “ours is better because {indecipherable technobabble}” that can’t be verified because it’s essentially non-existent outside of that company’s marketing materials.

Long long ago in a callcenter not too far away, I made a guy choke on his drink. As required, I asked if there was anything else he needed before I ended the call, to which he replied “the winning lottery numbers?” I said “if I had those, I wouldn’t be talking to you.”