I was answering this as a dev and designer. That’s why this is more work.

Everyone wants a demon bursting through the ground in an explosion of lava. There are classes for that. Nobody has ever asked for a scarf in our game, and our code doesn’t even know what a neck is.

Hey man, I’m busy. Future Me has way more time, and they’re already angry at me, so they can deal with it.

(JK… I’m pretty good at documenting my shit now.)

Yeah, they’ve been talking about this for years. This is not a surprise. I was linking to articles – both here on Lemmy and back in the day on Reddit – pointing this out years ago, and especially before the election when the talk was about both candidates being the same on Gaza. Trump/Kushner’s plan was full speed genocide so they could turn Gaza into a Trump-based resort.

[Everybody disliked that]

Knitting.

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

Just maintain eye contact whilst you drop trou and shit in your chair. It’s a sign of solidarity and the least you can do.

Man page me daddy.

It works, DON’T TOUCH IT.

You’re right. I’m not great at keeping these pantheons straight, the overlap is confusing.

Sort of. Jesus exists in Islam, but only as a prophet, not as part of the triad.

So god and the holy ghost are the same, but Jesus is sort of a third wheel.

Yes, back when you could use a tube tv as a monitor over RF.

e: mine still works, and I’ve connected my ancient equipment to my newer flat televisions with it.

I have to find my UHf dongle, and it looks like I was playing Star Strike the last time, but I will get this running. I have the manual, after all.

Check this out:

This was why I got into programming.

I still have the book:

It’s so cool:

Lemme know if you want to see more. I thought it’s awesome.

Bitch

please.

(Kidding, you’re not a bitch and this isn’t a contest. But if it was…)

Why use a strongly typed language at all, then?

Sounds unnecessarily restrictive, right? Just cast whatever as whatever and let future devs sort it out.

$myConstant = ‘15’;
$myOtherConstant = getDateTime();
$buggyShit = $myConstant + $myOtherConstant;

Fuck everyone who comes after me for the next 20 years.