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- 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence
4 monthscan’t cache my notes because I forgot where I put my notebook
- 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence
4 monthsy’all wrong, the worst database in existence is wherever I keep my notes. because every time I write notes I forget where the fuck I wrote them.
- 5 months
not really Internet, just a group chat.
that said, making a basic internet on up of it wouldn’t be too hard.
- 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldto
Programming@programming.dev•what's the coolest thing you have ever programmed?
6 monthsi read a book about how a cpu+ram work together and decided to simulate it in excel.
wish I kept the file but I was so proud to make a loop or a Fibonacci sequence in excel by simulating a Von Neumann architecture in excel
- 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldto
Linux@programming.dev•Flow chart for choosing a Linux distro because I disagreed with the first one
8 monthssame, thought it was a joke.
it is a funny joke, sad that it isn’t
one was .eu, another .uk
don’t remember the rest
thanks, that’s what i need to know
my domains were also dirty cheap. they jacked up the prices afterwards because they can
question, i bought domains a few times, and the first year is super cheap, then the second year they jack up the prices. no, I’m not paying 140$ for a domain I only use for my kids Minecraft server.
that does look less painful than reading documentation
there’s always a relevant XKCD
going to gave each atom in the solar system its own IP address.
checkmate
without a doubt ipv6 is an improvement. only loss is that it’s humanely possible to remember ipv4 addressed, but that ain’t necessary.
my only “objection” is that an actual solution should accommodate unlimited growth, rather than what we consider a big enough number.
wouldn’t surprise me if we end up in a situation where individual programs have their own IP. then individual variables, so different programs in different networks can access them.
that might actually end up consuming all the addresses …
stupid suggestion. just saying that future technologies might figure up a way to fuck this up again
fair, but isn’t IPv6 just going with the same assumption as IPv4, “so many addresses, no way we will ever use them all”
stupid question, wouldn’t it be easier to just have sub addresses?
like my fictional ip address is 123.123.123
and I can set my router to give up to 1000 sub addresses, so one computer can host a Minecraft server at 123.123.123.001 I have another for my some projects, the projects ones each have sub addresses like 123.123.123.002.001 and 123.123 123.002.002…
a company could have countless layers and any amount of addresss they want.
and we’re never going to run out of addresses.
- 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Object oriented programming in Python be like:
11 monthsBreak convention
` class foo: def init(cunt, bar): cunt.bar=True
`
- 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit has become worse and worse in the last couple of years.
11 monthsDON’T PUT MY TOYS IN THEY OVEN!!!





even inside it’s borders, you physically cannot ban Linux. what that actually means (and the nefarious bit) is that companies must use Microsoft or Apple for their OS, and won’t be allowed to choose linux for free. because you can’t control people’s computer use, but you can companies. it’s just a handout for silicon valley.