Your wish is granted.

But you can only view the source code through an LLM

a finger on the monkey paw curls

If the majority of Linux users had your mentality, we would have passed “the year of Linux” a decade ago.

Would you say Linux Mint is … refreshing?

A distro for Windows refugees isn’t an exact copy of Windows. They can stay on Windows for that.

It is the Linux flavour that is the easiest to use after working with Windows your entire life. It should have all the advantages a Linux system brings, but have the same type of logic how UI is organized as Windows, and offer the same advantages.

Like out-of the box drivers that work on every hardware. A setup with easy to understand questions that aren’t technical. A file system with similar structure. A GUI setting menu where the most used settings can be changed without opening a command window. …

But why would you be replacing them when you can upgrade?

If the lifetime of the device is twice as long, you already made a profit.

Does it come with all the drivers working out of the box and no need for command line? How about compatibility with all the Windows programs since the 1990s?

Because that is the reason Windows is still more popular. The UI has not much to do with it seeing how Windows changes UI every major version.

But that isn’t the game rule, now is it?

The rule is more: convince the c-suite that you deserve a promotion by any means necessary. Even if you have to make things up.

This is the difference between RAW and RAI.

So, where are L1-L3?

Are L3 student programmers?

L2 people who never coded anything in their life?

L1 are people who can’t read? Like babies?

Very boomer answer.

Most kids don’t want to socialize with family more than they have to. Even before the gameboy, they would bring coloring books and puzzles to get through the day on their own.

it’s so fucking sophisticated and stealthy you may never know it.

Even more reason to install an AV on Linux.

It is the whole point of an AV to prevent malware the user doesn’t notice.

Almost every malware tries to be invisible to the user. Because if they aren’t, they would be wiped off instantly. This goes for every OS.

There are separate light sensors.

The point of automation is that it doesn’t matter where anything is, they all can talk to one another.

How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?

Even if it is satire, doesn’t mean we can do a full breakdown, especially for comedic value.

But do AI dream of digital sheep?

Bikes generally are used outside, so they have clear line of sight most of the time.

At least copilot only does shit when you click on it, even if it is useless.

Unlike Google, which wastes tons of electric and water every single search without the users consent. That is a lot more damaging to society than whatever Microsoft does.

Had a 12% the year after Corona.

Living in a developed nation is even more awesome.

It is a good practice to start what we call “Hasslehoffing”

It is where you change the background to a picture of David Hasslehoff every time someone leaves their PC unlocked for a long enough time to change the background. The more it happens, the sexier he gets.

I urge other colleagues to do the same. The only defense there is against that is to lock your PC every time you leave your desk. It really works.

Did it also label real phishing mails?

Because those tests are send out for a reason. And in my experience, developers are some of the worst at cybersecurity.

People see the word “phishing” and automatically remember that phishing mails exist, so their first reaction is to report them, not read them.

Had to setup a fake phishing system as well.

Before the training was setup, people rarely reported mails. But the moment we send out mails about the phishing training, a ton of those got reported.

If phishing mails actually told you they were phishing, we wouldn’t need training.