And it backfires hiliariously, hence why Elon will always be the number 1 piss drinker. No one can drink more piss than elon.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Seriously, just stop (or use Linux)English
3 monthsWhomever was involved with the creation of the “new” printer settings menu should be killed by dumping a whole nest of fire ants high on bath salts into their rectum and then stapling it shut.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Seriously, just stop (or use Linux)English
3 monthsYes! Leave notepad alone. I don’t need to load fucking Word when I just want to quickly type out some bullshit that I’m going to reference a few minutes later and then not bother to save. Notepad has always been the fastest, most responsive and reliable tool in windows that I (and probably a lot of people) use every fucking day.
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Reddit@lemmy.world•Clawdbot farm owner shares his bots have a 0.5% ban rate so far on redditEnglish
4 monthsThis guy just openly admitted to shitting in the global punch bowl.
It would really be a shame if
someoneeveryone sent an army of bots to antagonize him at every waking moment of the day.
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Reddit@lemmy.world•Two accounts on Reddit post 30%-50% of all content on r/conservative on a daily basis except one day when there happened to be a power outage in part of MoscowEnglish
6 monthsA bomb only explodes for a few miliseconds. The problem is the damage it does persists.
- 7 months
Supposedly, that is the whole deal with the Chilean Sea Bass that he gloats about. Spared no expense. Apparently that fish sounds fancy, but is actually super cheap. The whole park needed to have the shine of a top-of-the-line facility, but in the end, Ingen and Hammond had no idea what they were really cooking up.
The raptors for instance, I always got the feeling that paddock was kind of small and rapidly constructed. Those things had killed multiple people in the past, and the park’s response was cram them into a jail cell. You’d think an intelligent, dangerous animal, that was not part of the tour or experience would be euthanized, rather than risk the whole park…but here is Ingen not dealing with the problem, and instead, actively making more raptors.
- 11 months
They all got bought by acer and turned into the shittiest brand-name PCs on the planet.
My favorite feature of IPv6 is that there are so many addresses available. Every single IPv4 address right now could have its own entire IPv4 range of addresses in IPv6. It’s mind-boggling huge.
- 11 months
Even plus even equals even.
Odd plus odd equals even.
Only odd plus even makes an odd.
Are there twice as many even numbers as there are odd numbers?
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•My reason for wanting HomeAssistant and a locked down VLAN...English
1 yearWell, I guess I could point to my snake enclosure camera (which conveniently covers the front door) showing an entry, or if the perps walk through the house, they would trigger the bunny cams, the other snake cam, or the lizard cam. Plus I have my outdoor cameras, although that is my specific scenario.
I’m sure there is an electronic lock on the market that logs when the door is opened, even if not locked. It would be trivial to look at the lock/unlock log and determine that the door was opened without unlocking. A regular tumbler lock isn’t going to give you that kind of info.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•My reason for wanting HomeAssistant and a locked down VLAN...English
1 yearI’ve watched enough Lock Picking Lawyer never to want a consumer ‘smart lock.’
I’m gonna differ on this. The point of a lock is to control law-abiding access to your house. If someone wants in your house, they can attack your windows, doors, or even a wall if the lock is too strong. A smart lock let’s you open the door for a family member remotely, or set one time-access for your in-laws to come over and pickup a tool.
I wouldn’t use a smart lock for something hardened, like a bunker or a vault, but for a house and garage, it’s okay not to have the most bullet proof lock in the world.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•My reason for wanting HomeAssistant and a locked down VLAN...English
1 yearI feel like it’s missing that nifty FCC sticker…
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•IT jobs explained with a broken lightbulbEnglish
1 yearUser is very upset. It was a broken bulb last time, so it must be a broken bulb this time. Why can’t the help desk make bulbs that don’t break? Bulb was fine, user was locking and unlocking the door instead of flipping the light switch.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•IT jobs explained with a broken lightbulbEnglish
1 yearSupport would be like
User reports lightbulb is broken. Tries to talk user through troubleshooting. Problem resolved by turning on light.
Yep. Apps are 20x bigger with no new features…that you are using.
Let’s not forget that the graphics for applications has scaled with display resolution, and people generally demand a smooth modern look for their apps.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rowsEnglish
1 yearI think my Pi could process 60k rows without overheating. And the poor thing is dangling behind my bookshelf from its power cord with a fine layer of dust coating every inch of it.
Right? I was going to sell 5g blockers online when the pandemic started, but I have some semblance of a conscience… Also my wife threatened to leave me if I did.
Or… I run a reddit botnet, and Christmas is coming up. What’s the easiest group of rubes to fleece?
- 2 years
Something overflowed somewhere…



FWIW, I have some nice Logitech peripherals, and as far as I can tell, they do not have a management app for Linux. My KB and mouse are stuck in RGB mode, no custom color and no custom sensitivity or button macros.
I’d guess the wheel itself will work fine, but anything beyond the default controls and settings is going to be questionable.